Questionable Sexuality Quotes
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After a comment about her "nice sweater," Abby says, "Why don't people just say 'nice boobs?'  After all, you don't buy eggs for the carton!"
"You should see what I did to the other girl."
- Heather, in response to a question about the scratch on her forehead.
"You should see how we say goodbye!"
- me, after Jason saw Heather kiss me 'hello'
"Between Abby's boobs, Sare's ass, and my balls, we'd make a hell of a hermaphrodite!"
- Heather
After hearing that Jake was trying to get a girl named Sarah naked:
me: "Jake, I feel left out!"
Heather: "YOU feel left out?  At least your name was involved."
We named our boobs!
Abby's: Lucy and Ethyl
mine: Thelma and Louise
Heather's: TBA
A Life Lesson for Men:
"Two naked women trump food every time."
- Abby
"That's OK Corey - I am here getting drunk with two beautiful women.  What more could I want?  Well... maybe THREE beautiful women!"
- me
About casual sex:
Heather: "I'm not into the relationship thing anymore.  I just want sex.  But not meaningless sex.  Sex always means SOMETHING, but I don't want 'meaningFUL' sex either.  There needs to be a type of sex between meaningFUL and meaningLESS."

Me: "Drunk?"
"No, we're going for someone UNDER 30."
- me, to Heather
SPOON JOKE (by Jason)
There was a woman in a restaraunt who stopped to ask the waiter why he carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.  "It's because we found out that spoons are the most common utensil dropped by guests," he replied.  Then the woman asked why he had a string hanging from his pants pocket.  "It's attached to my fly.  We also found out that it's quicker for waiters to pull the string down when we need to urinate.  Also, it keeps us from having to touch anything."  The woman frowned and said, "But how do you put IT back in?"  The waiter answered, "Well, I usually use a spoon."
(deliberate chuck)... CLANG!...
"Oops, did I DROP my SPOON?!?"
- Heather
"And all this time I thought those were WATER spots on the spoons!"
- me
"I think we should have shirtless chef day."
- Adam
Abby: "It depends on what Heather's intentions are."
me: "Do you really have to ask?"
Abby: "Well, I wanted to know more details."
me: "Do you really have to ask?"
"I'm always up for a challenge."
- Ellen
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