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3.19 "The Demon Who Came in from the Cold" |
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*Phoebe: The prophet that I tried to save was talking about Luxicom.
Piper: The internet provider? What, the demons want their own website now?
*Cole: No offense intended.
Piper: Some taken. |
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*Piper: We're going to fight the Brotherhood with Ben and Jerry's? |
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*Phoebe: What's that?
Piper: Demon-Be-Gone. |
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3.20 "Exit Strategy" |
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*Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Oh, yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy. Okay? Let's not get technical now. |
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*Leo: She's at the manor recovering from a little, uh, problem we had at the passport office.
Prue: What problem?
Leo: Uh, well, she sort of blew up some of it. |
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*Prue: Why did you vanquish the watermelon?
Piper: I didn't vanquish the watermelon! I threw it up in the air and tried to freeze it but it exploded! |
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*Piper: I would want to, like, sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode. That would be bad. |
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3.21 "Look Who's Barking" |
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*Phoebe: You can't stay down there forever.
Piper: Yes, I can.
Phoebe: No, you can't. You have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
Prue: That's right! And two sisters who you need to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Phoebe: Okay, do you want her to come up or stay down there?
Prue: Oh. |
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*Phoebe: Oh, she's such a pretty dog.
Piper: What else did you expect?
Leo: A Doberman. |
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*Piper: Hi Kujo! Who ya growling at? |
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*Piper: Phoebe, does this mean what I think it means?
Phoebe: It means I'm off the hook! I'm off the hook!! |
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*Piper: Am I okay? Prue is a dog and Phoebe is a banshee. I'm not even in the vicinity of "okay." |
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*Piper: Okay, could you give me the bad news all at once? Do you have to keep doling it out for dramatic effect? |
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*Piper: Prue and Phoebe are the superwitches. I just tag along and freeze things, and now I can't even do that right. |
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*Piper: I think you got fleas.
Prue: You know that is so not funny, because I think I do have fleas.
*Piper: You got to meet a guy?
Prue: Uh huh.
Piper: As a dog?
Prue: Uh huh.
Piper: How?
Prue: Well, he ran me over. |
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*Prue: How can I resist a guy who put up flyers to find me? |
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3.22 "All Hell Breaks Loose" |
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*Piper: We kicked Shax's ass! We bad! |
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*Piper: Okay, so what do you say, Oprah or Barbara? Barbara makes you cry. We go with Opr |
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*Piper: Prue... I'm cold... I can't feel my legs... I love |
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