| *Prue: Just think of it as a test run. Piper: I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby and it was hard on mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time. Phoebe: What? Prue: Oh, ok, moving on. *Piper: Wow, you're like MacGyver with estrogen. *Phoebe: Well, maybe that's why you were so uncomfortable with Matthew. Maybe because of Dan you were resisting your own maternal instincts. Prue: Where did that come from? Phoebe: Cosmo, where else? 2.12 "Awakened" *Dan: Nothing's going to happen to her okay? She's strong and healthy and she's a fighter. Phoebe: You've noticed too, have you? *Piper: I'm with Dan now. Leo: I know. But I also know now I'm a mortal, and I'm gonna fight for you. May the best man win. 2.13 "Animal Pragmatism" *Phoebe: Love needs a backseat to duty. Prue: What's that about love in a backseat? Cuz mom, dad, your birth. That's how you were. *Phoebe: Uh, the good news is the spell worked. Prue: and the bad news? Phoebe: The spell worked on everyone. Piper: I don't have a permit for this kind of party. *Piper: Old McPiper had a farm... *Prue: Piss off, Thumper! 2.14 "Pardon My Past" *Phoebe: Where's Shirley McLaine when you need her? *Piper: You just what? I'm getting a migraine. *Phoebe: No, uh, wait. It's... I'm not... Grrr. 2.15 "Give Me A Sign" *Prue: You can either take off your pants on your own, or I can always do it by force. *Prue: Uh..... what are you guys doing here? Phoebe: We're rescuing you --- from the tall dark and naked man. *Piper: First I'd like to tell you how relieved I am that you're okay. Phoebe: Me too. Piper: And second, I'd like to say that you've completely lost your mind. Phoebe: Completely lost your mind! 2.16 "Murphy's Luck" *Piper: What would I do without you? Phoebe: oh, suffer endelessly, no doubt. 2.17 "How to Make a Quilt Out of Americans" *Phoebe: Prue, I keep telling you I do not need glasses. Prue: oh, well, then... (she turns the book Phoebe is reading right ways up) this might help. Phoebe: Unrelated. *Phoebe: Wicca PMS? *Piper: Aunt Gail was Grams' best friend. She used to bake us cookies. Phoebe: And now she's spiking our tea 2.18 "Chick Flick" *Piper: Okay, fill in the blank. It's the demon of...? *Piper: I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower. *Phoebe: (drinking a potion) ugh, it tastes like an ass... (Billy givse her a look) phalt. 2.19 "Ex Libris" *Phoebe: Why today of all days? I have got to study. Hey, I know, maybe you could help me out with this one and I'll take the next two ghosts, k? Piper: Nice try, Pheebs, but you know how this works. That ghost came to you for a reason and more than likely it's to get justice for her murder so she can move on. Phoebe: The other thing, I actually think a demon killed her. Piper: And you were going to pawn this off on me. Previous Next Home |