| *Piper: He didn't bleed. He's not bleeding There's no blood, there's nothing. Phoebe: Of course he's not bleeding. He's frozen. *Piper: (thinking) Dan's clean by the way. Prue: (thinking) Glad to hear it. Jack's not. *Prue: You know, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. (She walks up to Jack and slaps him across the face) That's for thinking you could get away with it. (Jeff laughs. She slaps him too). That's for thinking you wouldn't get slapped. 2.08 "P3 H2O" *Jack: Hey, how's my favorite auctionette? Prue: Fine, how's my favorite auction-ass? *Phoebe: Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting demons. *Phoebe: Thew only place you're going, contagious girl, is back to bed! *Phoebe: Oh! (sees kids playing by the water) Pre-pubescent demon food. *Piper: Dan, what are you doing at the back door? Dan: Well, when I knock on the front door, I never seem to make it through the thresh hold. 2.09 "Ms. Hellfire" *Piper: Morning. Phoebe: Hi. Do you recognize that person? Prue:I don't know. She looks vaguely familiar. Kind of like sister we used to have. What was her name? Pi....P.... Phoebe: Pippy? Prue: Pipper? Phoebe: Whatever happened to her? Prue: I don't know. She fell in lust with the neighbor next door and started spending all her time there. *Phoebe: Are you kidding me? Piper: Nope. Phoebe: Are you kidding me? Piper: Nope. Phoebe: I hate her. *Prue: Just a little something to think about in jail. Bane: It won't be the only thing I think about, I promise. Prue: Is that a threat. Bane: No, it's a compliment. *Phoebe: Dan did a really good job with these windows. He's obviously very good with his hands. Piper: Hey, hands off those hands. 2.10 "Heartbreak City" *Phoebe: It seem to be an epidemic lately. Guys cancelling on me. Piper: You know what happens when they cancel. Prue: ooh, back to square one. Piper: Do not pass go. Phoebe: And all aquired nookie credits are thrown out. Jack: There's a penalty? P, P, and P: Oh yeah! *Cupid: You can believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me? Piper: Where's the chubby baby? Phoebe: Guys... Prue: and the bow and arrow? Cupid: Where's the warty chin, hooked noses, and pointy hats? *Piper: You're still going to have to back up the Cupid claim. Cupid: Ok, fine. (he points to Piper) Dan, (points to Prue) Jack, (points to Phoebe) Clay, (back to Prue) Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in College, (back to Piper) Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in 8th grade, (back to Phoebe) Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony. *Jack: Having an in with the owners of one of the hottest night clubs in town does have it's benefits. Dan: Free chicken wings. *Prue: Jack is scum. Piper: So is Dan. Prue: Are you scum? Piper: No, I'm not scum. 2.11 "Reckless Abandon" *Prue:(holding a plush bear) Oh, hi, ooh, he's adorable. I guess this is really good practice for you, huh? Piper: What are you talking about? Prue: You, Dan, little Dan... Previous Next Home |