MOTHER;
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON;
"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOTHER;
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON;
"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me,"
MOTHER;
"Oh! That's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school,"
SON;
"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
MOTHER;
"One, you are FIFTY TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
