JOKE 2.

Think of the solution...before u looks immediately at the answers, oh; think LATERALLY...that's the whole point!

1. There is a man that lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless its raining!

WHY?

1. A man's car stops outside a hotel and he immediately knows that he is bankrupt.

DOES HE KNOW THIS?

1. A man leaves home and walks for a distance, takes a left turn and walks the same distance, makes another left turn, and walks the same distance, makes a third left turn and walks the same distance as he gets there, two men wearing masks are awaiting him.

WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHO ARE THE MASKED MEN?

1. A man and his son are in a car accident. The father dies on the scene, but the child is rushed to the hospital. When he arrives the surgeon says "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son!"

HOW CAN THIS BE?

1. There is a prison built on an island in the middle of a huge lake. �One morning, the warden wakes up his deputy to tell him that one of the inmates has escaped, and all he did was too tie two pieces of string together! When the deputy asks the warden who it was, the warden replies "Jones" whereupon the deputy says that that is impossible, as Jones cannot swim a stroke!

HOW DID JONES ESCAPE WHEN HE CAN`T SWIM AT ALL?

1. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off too but some how manages to stop in time.

HOW DID THE DRIVER SEE THE MAN?

1. In a ship there is a sailor named Jim, he's the worst sailor any ship can get: lazy, dumb, and a troublemaker. One day the captain said: I wish I had ten sailors like Jim.

WHY?

1. A man was driving a car and picked up two hitchhikers along his way. When the man arrived to his destination, the first hither left the car, and the second one died.

WHY?

(The answers.......)

1. The man is very short (Vertically challenged!) and so can only reach half way up the lift buttons! However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and so can press the higher buttons with that!
2. He is playing monopoly!
3. The man was playing baseball!
4. The surgeon is the boy's mother!
5. The two pieces of string were laces to the ice skates that he ties to his feet - it was winter and the lake was frozen over!
6. It was daytime!
7. There are more than 10 sailors like Jim in his ship so he wish he had less.
8. The car was a lorry without a roof or cover. It carried one coffin. The cabin was very small. After the first hitter got in the back, it began to rain heavily. Naturally, he climbed inside the coffin to protect himself from the rain (and closed the lid). The second one saw a covered coffin, assumed there is a corpse inside and had to soak under the rain. When they arrived, the sight of the coffin lid rising killed the second guy.