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"I gave myself a shot in the butt with that." --Beth
"Clothed, I hope!" --Sarah
"Nope, open." --Beth

"Are you a burp?" --Ali
"Yes." --Paul
"Do I need to be more specific?" --Ali
"Yes." --Paul
"Are you MY burp?" --Ali

"Poop rolling down hill and smeared all over the place." --Eric

[trying to give clues to make his team say "church"]
"It's a place where you learn. It's a place where you learn alot of things. It's a place where you learn..........SPANISH." --Nick

"I just got beaned with a polar bear." --Ali

"Boy Scouts say 'Always......." --Paul
"SHOOT!" --Beth

"You're not a burp of any form?! Are you a bodily function?" --Ali

"You're a smelly object and you're not alive and you're not poop?? Oh I want you to be poop, it fits. Are you armpits? Are you Paul's foot juice??" --Ali
"Yes." --Paul
"YES?!?!" --Ali

"She's not a fascist, she'll kill a cow any day." --Eric

"I'll show you how to play ponster munching." --Nick

It's bigger than domestic violence but smaller than kick the can." --Eric

That was the most joyous head butt I've ever seen!" --Beth

"I'm filming all the nonsense." --Laura
"I'm the nonsense. Film my feet." --John

"Do you have anything you'd like to say for your posterior?" - Paul
"What, for our butts?" - Sarah
"Umm, I mean for your posterity." - Paul

"I think it should be aggravat-ing assault. Aggravated assault sounds like 'Yeah, I assaulted him, but he aggravated me.'" - Paul

"I don't pale in the nude." --Sarah

"The Bible is like a dictionary if you have a Golden Rule question." --Eric

"Poopies are yucky." --Trace
"Well, that's you." --Kelly

"That's why they talk about moderation." --Paul
"That's my problem. I don't have a problem in not understanding that." --Eric

"The shambles is concentrated." --Beth

"Well if its a late lunch then my dinner will be so late I'd be asleep." --Beth

"Fleed, you know the past tense of fled." --Eric

"Show us your spot, Gibaldi." --Eric

"Let ligons be ligons." --Eric

"It's the epitome of crap rolling down the hill and hitting you in the face when you're coming to class." --Eric

"The Crusades are over. Christopher Columbus is dead." --Eric

"If you took a trip to the moon and back at twice the speed of light, could you see yourself make the last half of the journey?" --Ken
"You could, but you'd have to turn around." --Claire

"No, I was in the middle. Right after the warts and corns." --Paul


"Now everything we do will be magnified by one." --Eric


"Now everyone will know what I think about pooping piggies." --Ali


"You're not one to talk about weird balls." --Ali


"What if you DID have butt cracks in your pocket?" --Beth
"We weren't talking about butt cracks and pockets!" --Sarah


"Australia used to be a moon. That's why the people are weird, they are moonies." --Paul


"Is it Rams?" --Mike
"I don't know, you cooked it, is it rams?" --Tommy


"You're 25, that's a nice round number." --Sarah (to Paul)
"25 isn't round, you cut it in half and it's 12 1/2." --Eric


"She looks like....."--Paul
"Fetal alcohol syndrome?" --Sarah
"No, a bird. There's no fetal alcohol bird." --Paul
"What, fecal alcohol??" --John


"Abe Lincoln did NOT know what ameoba means." --Eric


"Those thermoses are so indifferent." --Eric


"How to puke like a Buick and other family vacation stories." --Linda


"I just repeat what I heard, its not something I read, I'll tell you that!" --Eric


"Ha-ha....lazy spanks?" --Beth


"All work and no play bags is more like it." --Beth


"What's he eating? Oh, it's his shoes." --unknown


"I don't need downers, I need outies." --Beth


"To this day, I don't know why he said that." --Eric (talking about an event that happened yesterday)


"Hey Beth, there's only one of you, right?" --Joe


"Goodbye my two young beautiful dog nuts."--Eric


"Look, I got in the shower, and I got wet!"--Becky


"The eagle has landed, max is in the house, the shit is goin' down."--Jason M.


"All Franciscans give up pants."--Tom


"Dad, sit on the couch like a normal person." --Beth
"I like to have my butt up high." --John


"We're having a candlelight vigilante here." --Jeff


�Me and Eric got grammar.� �Sarah


�I�m a beacon.� �Beth
�You�re not a beacon.� �Sarah
�Beacon!� �Beth
�You are NOT a beacon.� �Sarah
�Just humor me.� --Beth
�OK, you�re a beacon.� �Sarah



�You can�t have balls squirting out the side.� �Eric


�It�s dramatically correct.� �Sarah


�This salt is chippy.� �Sarah


"My toe is NOT an economy car!!" -Beth


"Indiana Beach Family Resort.....More Than Corn." --seen on billboard on I-65


"So what do you think it was like before 'The Big Boom'?" --Julie


"If I can't even fit a pill, how am I gonna fit a sword?" --Paul


"How far is it, about 3 to 4 miles?"--Paul
"I think its more like 8 to 10 in the snow."--Bobby
"You mean the distance is longer in the snow?"--Paul
"Well, yeah, you gotta account for the treadmill effect."--Bobby


"I Pledged the floor and I was in my socks." --Shawn


"I don't know what sound to make for penis." --Shawn


"This VCR has too many initiatives."--Beth's professor


"I'm alive, yippee!"--Sarah


"Don't cry or I'll bean you with cat treats." --Ali
"Cat traits?! Here's aloofness comin' at you."--Beth


"Ooooo....used band-aid in my ear." --Jason


"If your eyeball can laugh, why can't it have a butt?--Jason


"I can always look you in the eye." --Eric
"Not if I poke your eyes out." --Beth


"Peeing and naked are two different things."--Beth


"We got boglins! You got Blob, I got Drool!" --Alison (seven years old)


"Bob? What do you mean Bob?"--Eric
"I replaced all the Roosevelts with Bobs." --Sarah


"Peja! That deserves a toe pointing! Ha ha, your toe is hilarious!" --Sarah


"She's a huthnic essy."--Beth


"Not there much on there was there."--Beth


"What can I do with this wonderful bounty of panties?"--Beth


"You can't abuse poop people like that. You won't let us read questions, then you decapitate us."--John


"We challenge the question based on the fact that the face is not on the back of the head."--John


"Look, it's the bench of peace. Let's go sit on it!--Jason
"No, it's all wet."--Beth
"Come on, it'll be like a baptism."--Jason
"For my butt?!?"--Beth


"We recommend that you select a date and time at least 10 days in advance of the date that you select your date and time."--Seen on a company bulletin


"You took over my cup. That's MY cup." --Sarah
"Its only spit and ashes." --Eric


"What a jerk! He's like the grinch...that stole Japan!" --Sara P.


"And when they found him, the only person there was his dog." --Nick
"The only person there was his dog??" --Paul
"Well,I didn't know how to say it...The only dog there was his dog?" --Nick


"Screw you, I don't need that kind of condensation!" --Erin


"The cold really hurts my hands, and I use my hands all the time." --Beth P.


"I could do a damn good Cake, and plus it doesn't matter, I was in Detroit." --Jason


"Can I keep the teeth that I find?" --Sean


"You mean you put my head on my other body?"--Paul


"Look at that vein on Beth's head." --Sarah
"I love that vein. It makes me happy." --Beth


"I think I'm mentally woo." --Sarah


"The coffee's plugged in. The chicken isn't." --Paul
"Somebody plug in my chicken!" --Andrew


"Everyone knows what schmatisfactory means." --Paul


"We don't like big shiny beans." --Jason


"I'm the poop. I claim the poop. And the butts." --Alison


"OK everybody, line up smallest to shortest." --Paul


If you say it fast enough, it makes sense." --Claire


"Sometimes I leave myself and things are funny." --Sarah


"I haven't seen the insides of a pumpkin in years." --Sarah


"Babies aren't that cool to look at.....Look at that five pixel cheesy baby."--Joy


"Paul's aloof, Eric's a dork, and we're in love." --Beth (talking to Sarah)


"Is it warm right now?" --Meghna
"Inside or outside?"--Paul
"All the time." --Meghna
"No, I asked you, 'Do you mean inside or outside?'"--Paul
"Which one?" --Meghna


"Happy birthday Robert. You get a little nugget. If there's anything left in my teeth, you get it. --Andrew


"We keep missing each other." --Robert
"That's because you're invisible." --Paul


"I can't do it. I've got a little man with arrows at his sides." --Paul
Are you able to type or is it the little man again?"--Himani
"No, little man." --Paul
"Little man again?" --Himani


"It's my fault. Well, it's kinda my fault, but it's not totally my fault. It's my fault."--Robert


"It's always me against the red man." --Eric


"I skipped Physics so I could study for Physics."--Robert


"We have everything there in the kitchen minus about half of it because it's invisible." --Mike


"Byron's in there taking a two minute shower and he's only been in there forty minutes." --Mike


"Hey everybody, penny cleanings over here. Only one cent!" --John


"Why won't he come with us? Ever. Out." --Beth


"Do you wanna know?"--Sarah
"Puffer fish?" --Eric


"Well which one is he from, Trinidad or Tobago?" --Paul
"I think he looks like a daddy, not a bogan."--Robert


"Bees, by all rights, should not be flying."--Ben


"I don't know about tick heads in your ass." --Donte


"In medical terms, that's called black tarry stool."--Linda


"It's pronounced 'gyro,' the 'g' is silent."--Beth
"What, you mean 'ryro'?"--Donte


"Did you hear that? You're not a fish."--Beth
"Thank you." --Claire


"I like beans. Beans is cheap."--Beth


"It seems like deers would be salty."--Paul


"And then I remembered that you were doo doo."--Alison


"Butts can have butts."--Alison

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