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"I gave myself a shot in the butt with that." --Beth
"Clothed, I hope!" --Sarah "Nope, open." --Beth "Are you a burp?" --Ali "Yes." --Paul "Do I need to be more specific?" --Ali "Yes." --Paul "Are you MY burp?" --Ali "Poop rolling down hill and smeared all over the place." --Eric [trying to give clues to make his team say "church"] "It's a place where you learn. It's a place where you learn alot of things. It's a place where you learn..........SPANISH." --Nick "I just got beaned with a polar bear." --Ali "Boy Scouts say 'Always......." --Paul "SHOOT!" --Beth "You're not a burp of any form?! Are you a bodily function?" --Ali "You're a smelly object and you're not alive and you're not poop?? Oh I want you to be poop, it fits. Are you armpits? Are you Paul's foot juice??" --Ali "Yes." --Paul "YES?!?!" --Ali "She's not a fascist, she'll kill a cow any day." --Eric "I'll show you how to play ponster munching." --Nick It's bigger than domestic violence but smaller than kick the can." --Eric That was the most joyous head butt I've ever seen!" --Beth "I'm filming all the nonsense." --Laura "I'm the nonsense. Film my feet." --John "Do you have anything you'd like to say for your posterior?" - Paul "What, for our butts?" - Sarah "Umm, I mean for your posterity." - Paul "I think it should be aggravat-ing assault. Aggravated assault sounds like 'Yeah, I assaulted him, but he aggravated me.'" - Paul "I don't pale in the nude." --Sarah "The Bible is like a dictionary if you have a Golden Rule question." --Eric "Poopies are yucky." --Trace "Well, that's you." --Kelly "That's why they talk about moderation." --Paul "That's my problem. I don't have a problem in not understanding that." --Eric "The shambles is concentrated." --Beth "Well if its a late lunch then my dinner will be so late I'd be asleep." --Beth "Fleed, you know the past tense of fled." --Eric "Show us your spot, Gibaldi." --Eric "Let ligons be ligons." --Eric "It's the epitome of crap rolling down the hill and hitting you in the face when you're coming to class." --Eric "The Crusades are over. Christopher Columbus is dead." --Eric "If you took a trip to the moon and back at twice the speed of light, could you see yourself make the last half of the journey?" --Ken "You could, but you'd have to turn around." --Claire "No, I was in the middle. Right after the warts and corns." --Paul "Now everything we do will be magnified by one." --Eric "Now everyone will know what I think about pooping piggies." --Ali "You're not one to talk about weird balls." --Ali "What if you DID have butt cracks in your pocket?" --Beth "We weren't talking about butt cracks and pockets!" --Sarah "Australia used to be a moon. That's why the people are weird, they are moonies." --Paul "Is it Rams?" --Mike "I don't know, you cooked it, is it rams?" --Tommy "You're 25, that's a nice round number." --Sarah (to Paul) "25 isn't round, you cut it in half and it's 12 1/2." --Eric "She looks like....."--Paul "Fetal alcohol syndrome?" --Sarah "No, a bird. There's no fetal alcohol bird." --Paul "What, fecal alcohol??" --John "Abe Lincoln did NOT know what ameoba means." --Eric "Those thermoses are so indifferent." --Eric "How to puke like a Buick and other family vacation stories." --Linda "I just repeat what I heard, its not something I read, I'll tell you that!" --Eric "Ha-ha....lazy spanks?" --Beth "All work and no play bags is more like it." --Beth "What's he eating? Oh, it's his shoes." --unknown "I don't need downers, I need outies." --Beth "To this day, I don't know why he said that." --Eric (talking about an event that happened yesterday) "Hey Beth, there's only one of you, right?" --Joe "Goodbye my two young beautiful dog nuts."--Eric "Look, I got in the shower, and I got wet!"--Becky "The eagle has landed, max is in the house, the shit is goin' down."--Jason M. "All Franciscans give up pants."--Tom "Dad, sit on the couch like a normal person." --Beth "I like to have my butt up high." --John "We're having a candlelight vigilante here." --Jeff �Me and Eric got grammar.� �Sarah �I�m a beacon.� �Beth �You�re not a beacon.� �Sarah �Beacon!� �Beth �You are NOT a beacon.� �Sarah �Just humor me.� --Beth �OK, you�re a beacon.� �Sarah �You can�t have balls squirting out the side.� �Eric �It�s dramatically correct.� �Sarah �This salt is chippy.� �Sarah "My toe is NOT an economy car!!" -Beth "Indiana Beach Family Resort.....More Than Corn." --seen on billboard on I-65 "So what do you think it was like before 'The Big Boom'?" --Julie "If I can't even fit a pill, how am I gonna fit a sword?" --Paul "How far is it, about 3 to 4 miles?"--Paul "I think its more like 8 to 10 in the snow."--Bobby "You mean the distance is longer in the snow?"--Paul "Well, yeah, you gotta account for the treadmill effect."--Bobby "I Pledged the floor and I was in my socks." --Shawn "I don't know what sound to make for penis." --Shawn "This VCR has too many initiatives."--Beth's professor "I'm alive, yippee!"--Sarah "Don't cry or I'll bean you with cat treats." --Ali "Cat traits?! Here's aloofness comin' at you."--Beth "Ooooo....used band-aid in my ear." --Jason "If your eyeball can laugh, why can't it have a butt?--Jason "I can always look you in the eye." --Eric "Not if I poke your eyes out." --Beth "Peeing and naked are two different things."--Beth "We got boglins! You got Blob, I got Drool!" --Alison (seven years old) "Bob? What do you mean Bob?"--Eric "I replaced all the Roosevelts with Bobs." --Sarah "Peja! That deserves a toe pointing! Ha ha, your toe is hilarious!" --Sarah "She's a huthnic essy."--Beth "Not there much on there was there."--Beth "What can I do with this wonderful bounty of panties?"--Beth "You can't abuse poop people like that. You won't let us read questions, then you decapitate us."--John "We challenge the question based on the fact that the face is not on the back of the head."--John "Look, it's the bench of peace. Let's go sit on it!--Jason "No, it's all wet."--Beth "Come on, it'll be like a baptism."--Jason "For my butt?!?"--Beth "We recommend that you select a date and time at least 10 days in advance of the date that you select your date and time."--Seen on a company bulletin "You took over my cup. That's MY cup." --Sarah "Its only spit and ashes." --Eric "What a jerk! He's like the grinch...that stole Japan!" --Sara P. "And when they found him, the only person there was his dog." --Nick "The only person there was his dog??" --Paul "Well,I didn't know how to say it...The only dog there was his dog?" --Nick "Screw you, I don't need that kind of condensation!" --Erin "The cold really hurts my hands, and I use my hands all the time." --Beth P. "I could do a damn good Cake, and plus it doesn't matter, I was in Detroit." --Jason "Can I keep the teeth that I find?" --Sean "You mean you put my head on my other body?"--Paul "Look at that vein on Beth's head." --Sarah "I love that vein. It makes me happy." --Beth "I think I'm mentally woo." --Sarah "The coffee's plugged in. The chicken isn't." --Paul "Somebody plug in my chicken!" --Andrew "Everyone knows what schmatisfactory means." --Paul "We don't like big shiny beans." --Jason "I'm the poop. I claim the poop. And the butts." --Alison "OK everybody, line up smallest to shortest." --Paul If you say it fast enough, it makes sense." --Claire "Sometimes I leave myself and things are funny." --Sarah "I haven't seen the insides of a pumpkin in years." --Sarah "Babies aren't that cool to look at.....Look at that five pixel cheesy baby."--Joy "Paul's aloof, Eric's a dork, and we're in love." --Beth (talking to Sarah) "Is it warm right now?" --Meghna "Inside or outside?"--Paul "All the time." --Meghna "No, I asked you, 'Do you mean inside or outside?'"--Paul "Which one?" --Meghna "Happy birthday Robert. You get a little nugget. If there's anything left in my teeth, you get it. --Andrew "We keep missing each other." --Robert "That's because you're invisible." --Paul "I can't do it. I've got a little man with arrows at his sides." --Paul Are you able to type or is it the little man again?"--Himani "No, little man." --Paul "Little man again?" --Himani "It's my fault. Well, it's kinda my fault, but it's not totally my fault. It's my fault."--Robert "It's always me against the red man." --Eric "I skipped Physics so I could study for Physics."--Robert "We have everything there in the kitchen minus about half of it because it's invisible." --Mike "Byron's in there taking a two minute shower and he's only been in there forty minutes." --Mike "Hey everybody, penny cleanings over here. Only one cent!" --John "Why won't he come with us? Ever. Out." --Beth "Do you wanna know?"--Sarah "Puffer fish?" --Eric "Well which one is he from, Trinidad or Tobago?" --Paul "I think he looks like a daddy, not a bogan."--Robert "Bees, by all rights, should not be flying."--Ben "I don't know about tick heads in your ass." --Donte "In medical terms, that's called black tarry stool."--Linda "It's pronounced 'gyro,' the 'g' is silent."--Beth "What, you mean 'ryro'?"--Donte "Did you hear that? You're not a fish."--Beth "Thank you." --Claire "I like beans. Beans is cheap."--Beth "It seems like deers would be salty."--Paul "And then I remembered that you were doo doo."--Alison "Butts can have butts."--Alison |
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