-webmoof: woo pa! -->webmoof: it's the sound of a backstab
-webmoof: because i am so intimidating, aren't i?
-webmoof: i want a bright orange fish!
-webmoof: and i though YOU were random... -->webmoof: wait, i just insulted myself..
-webmoof: what's a towel?
-webmoof: wouldn't it be scary if bees gathered butter?
-webmoof: I JUST GOT THAT -->webmoof: leggo is let go -->webmoof: and the of is implied!
-webmoof: ...imagine me beating up someone...you'd laugh
-webmoof: captain daniel...i like the sound of that
webmoof: yeah, who would ever want to read my danielisms... -->webmoof: ME!
webmoof: it's not slowness, it's just my route knowledge
webmoof: is that a dilapidated goldfish or a hermit crab?
(after I had said: sorry, phone) webmoof: it�s DANIEL
webmoof: she's falling into my trap...wait, did i say that outloud!?
webmoof: from now on you are ms. violinophane, and you play the violinophaner
webmoof: da moof is on da loof!
webmoof: me? bad? ha.you know me, i'm notorious for being bad -->webmoof: i'm bad to the bone...*strum *strum
webmoof: 80% of me is a man -->webmoof: you want to know what the coolest word is? werb....i made it up!
webmoof: why is blueberry jam purple?
webmoof: have you ever had the urge to pull a mullet?
webmoof: you know what would be the worst dream?...spiders with mullets -->webmoof: if i ever grow a mullet, kill me
webmoof: he has a crush on me, eh?
webmoof: what about when you use paper, does THAT make you cry?
webmoof: it came from trees which have rubp!
webmoof: ok, does mowing the lawn make you cry?
webmoof:(*ungasp)-->webmoof: try gasping in reverse -->webmoof: it's hard--> webmoof: OMG!--> webmoof: a gasp in reverse is a WHEW!--> webmoof: but they're like opposite in meaning to!
webmoof: wouldn't be cool if no meant no and on meant yes -->webmoof: from these to examples i conclude everything backwards phonetically is backwards in meaning
webmoof: you're just jealous because you couldn't derive the theory of everything like that
webmoof: wait if I backwards is I that means that you need to be in a state of forward and backward at the same time
webmoof: tomorrow is offically no verb day
webmoof: i'm gonna photoshop my face on a weasel then you'll think it's funny
webmoof: botox sounds a lot like buttocks
webmoof: no, no, no--> webmoof: licorice whip!
webmoof:*tears jiggle off cheek because of automatic head-bobbing action*
webmoof: but i feel sorry for the swiss, because from the name, you only think they make one kind of cheese
webmoof: and why do they color cheese yellow? if i were a cheese maker, i would color it blue, so it would disguise the mold
webmoof: the same people also stole "madonna" -->webmoof: which i think is almost cooler than scream -->webmoof: maybe because she's naked...and not screaming
(after I had said "sisi" in a positive response to a question) webmoof:you calling me a sissy?
webmoof:werb is almost a word!--> webmoof: the latin infinitive for verb is verbum--> webmoof: and it's pronounced werbum--> webmoof: that means the stem is pronounced werba!
webmoof: *feels burnage*--> webmoof: *needs preparation-h*
webmoof: poop upside down is boob, and they're on the opposite sides of the body!--> webmoof: in geometry they would be alternate interior angles!
webmoof: man, urine sure gets shafted in that--> webmoof: it doesn't feel the warmth of the person--> webmoof: it was warm, and the friendship made it cold--> webmoof: poor urine
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