chiclet gum16: *gives you a shiny sticker*

webmoof: *sees self in sticker*

chiclet gum16: *sticker dies because of this*

webmoof: *didn't like sticker anyway*

chiclet gum16: *gives daniel a RED PIECE OF CLOTH*

webmoof: *like a nazi?*

chiclet gum16: *...like a clown suit...*

chiclet gum16: *honks car horn in disgust*

webmoof: *distracted by rude person honking the horn*

chiclet gum16: *the person is me. Flings a small pebble out car window. laughs evilly*

webmoof: *pebble gouges eye*

webmoof: *ouch.*

chiclet gum16: *gives pirate eye patch. yarrrrr.*

webmoof: *puts it over wrong eye*

chiclet gum16: *a woman screams and turns into a leper(d)*

webmoof: *puts patch on the right eye*

chiclet gum16: *old coot starts frothing at mouth at the sight*

webmoof: *whips old coot with eye patch*

chiclet gum16: *coot flips into gaping hole that is nevada bruce-campbell style*

chiclet gum16: *sarah does a jig even tho she's in a car*

webmoof: *stops game*

chiclet gum16: *comes to a jerking halt at dan's request*

webmoof: *poof *airbag goes off**

chiclet gum16: *turns into a chicken and flies away just in time*

chiclet gum16: *gives dan a shiny button*

webmoof: *daniel dectects deja vu*

chiclet gum16: *is beaten before this thought sets in*

webmoof: *correction: daniel detects nothing*

webmoof: *ever*

chiclet gum16: *cackles and eats a shrubbery*

webmoof: *joins her*

chiclet gum16: *pokes with shrub grub*

chiclet gum16: *just wanted to say grub*

webmoof: *thought so*

chiclet gum16: *wipes daniel's brain of all thought*

chiclet gum16: *then feels sorry and gives it back*

webmoof: *liked it better with no thought*

chiclet gum16: *slaps him with a fish*

webmoof: *fish defecates on him*

chiclet gum16: *sarah goes through mindwipe so that occurance is not remembered. eats a banana*

webmoof: *gave her the banana that secretly has fish defecation substances in it*

chiclet gum16: *darns some socks to keep mind off it*

webmoof: *steals socks*

chiclet gum16: *cries, as they were a present to daniel*

webmoof: *feels stupid*

webmoof: *but has no thought so feels nothing*

chiclet gum16: *gives a popsicle*

chiclet gum16: *then BREATHES FIRE*

webmoof: *breathes ice to counter fire*

chiclet gum16: *catches water in cup, ands sugar and lemon juice. Yum yum lemonade*

webmoof: *realizes popsicle contained nutrasweet*

webmoof: *laughs*

chiclet gum16: *eyes dilate. Cucumber attacks sarah's leg*

webmoof: *shines bright light*

chiclet gum16: *roars loudly and recedes into shadows*

webmoof: *makes time be noon*

chiclet gum16: *still goes under shadow of tall towering thing...turns out it is daniel staring down menacingly*

webmoof: *jumps*

chiclet gum16: *becomes a pigeon*

chiclet gum16: *in self defense*

webmoof: *feels dummer now*

webmoof: *feels dumber for spelling dumber wrong*

chiclet gum16: *was going to comment on that, instead eats some grain*

webmoof: *gets killed at government building*

chiclet gum16: *goes to funeral. brings a box of lucky charms*

webmoof: *flies out of lucky charms and gouges eye, again*

webmoof: *kids chasing after me and my lucky charms*

chiclet gum16: *are after your lucky charms*

chiclet gum16: *gets sued for copywright infringement*

webmoof: *judge processes all 2,400,000 infringements of the same copyright at the same time*

chiclet gum16: *brings down gavel. Eats a salami sandwich*

webmoof: *goes to bed*

chiclet gum16: *cries*

webmoof: *gives tissue*

chiclet gum16: *realizes how long this battle has gone on*

chiclet gum16: *claps*

webmoof: *feels insulted*

chiclet gum16: *gives anti-insult pill*

webmoof: *takes the red pill instead*

chiclet gum16: *forgets all!! NOOO*

webmoof: *realizes sarah is "the one"*

webmoof: *to save humans, not to be married ;-)*

chiclet gum16: *does cool matrix freeze in time thing*

chiclet gum16: *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY AT LAST COMMENT!!!!!*

webmoof: *needs time to be unfrozen to respond*

chiclet gum16: *reluctantly unfreezes*

webmoof: *checks wallet for stolen items*

chiclet gum16: *laughs evilly as dances away with twenty dollars and a license*

webmoof: *license expired, only has 20 euros*

webmoof: *realizes euros are worth more*

chiclet gum16: *does a jig*

webmoof: *stops sarah from getting jiggy wit it*

chiclet gum16: *cannot be stopped. is invincible*

webmoof: *thinks about crap*

webmoof: *means, says crap*

webmoof: *thinks clean thoughts*

chiclet gum16: *uncleans them*

chiclet gum16: *cackles*

webmoof: *wonders what a "cackle" is?*

chiclet gum16: *explains that it is a throaty projection of a series of chuckles*

webmoof: *measures velocity of projections*

webmoof: *0.8c*

chiclet gum16: *agrees. then burns the evidence*

webmoof: *burns sarah (evidence)*

chiclet gum16: *is a witch. cackles some more. then melts into witch puddle*

webmoof: *puts witch puddle in crucible*

chiclet gum16: *remorphs from puddle as a cheesy salesperson*

webmoof: *buys cheese*

chiclet gum16: *cries at this sale of goodness. indicates there IS a cheese.com that delivers cheese. then does a jig again*

webmoof: *checks out cheese.com*

webmoof: *finds out sarah lied*

webmoof: *buys cheese elsewhere*

webmoof: *does a better jig than sarah*

chiclet gum16: *contradicts!! Indicates there is indeed a www.cheese.com*

webmoof: *stops jig*

chiclet gum16: *snaps a couple times for effect*

webmoof: *walks away, dragging feet*

chiclet gum16: *chucks cheese*

chiclet gum16: *becomes chuck e cheese rat thing*

webmoof: *is cheesed off*

chiclet gum16: *OFFers some more cheese as consolation*

webmoof: *feels CONSOLed*

chiclet gum16: *shakes head at stupidity of that last comment*

webmoof: *agrees*

chiclet gum16: *snaps!!!!!*

webmoof: *is jealous*

chiclet gum16: *wonders what's to be jealous of?*

webmoof: *jealous of the goldfish*

chiclet gum16: *pets it and smiles evilly*

webmoof: *wonders how one pets a goldfish*

chiclet gum16: *uses special glove. Will never sell special glove for anything*

webmoof: *buys it for a buck*

chiclet gum16: *uses buck to get two quarters, because two is more than one*

webmoof: *separates goldfish into two parts, using special glove, because two is better than one*

chiclet gum16: *goldfish peices bud head and tail in asexual manner*

webmoof: *cuts sarah in half to see what happens*

chiclet gum16: *buds asexually. Was bacteria for entire life anyway*

webmoof: *feels used.*

chiclet gum16: *paints recycling symbol on forehead and laughs at pun*

webmoof: *self-esteem drops*

chiclet gum16: *gives it a booster, just like protein boosters in smoothies*

webmoof: *laughs at previous pun*

chiclet gum16: *PUNts football in daniel's general direction*

chiclet gum16: *chucks it into the punch. Has now successfully SPIKED the punch*

webmoof: *BA(LL)(wl)s from FOOTBALL*

webmoof: *PUNCHes sarah*

chiclet gum16: *poots on punch proof vest just in time!*

chiclet gum16: *and even quicker and slightly afterwards, PUTS on punch proof vest*

chiclet gum16: *becomes tired of such dillydallying*

webmoof: *realizes we've been doing this for 1.5 hours*

chiclet gum16: *shakes head. then laughs uproariously*

chiclet gum16: *realizes is time to depart...*

chiclet gum16: *waves fairewell...then devises to post this convo on website...*

webmoof: *says bye*

chiclet gum16: *says bye back*

webmoof: *says that's a good idea*

chiclet gum16: *says RIGHT-O*

webmoof: *says this is pure genius*

chiclet gum16: *shakes head but agrees*

webmoof: *except for the parts when it's not*

chiclet gum16: *agrees vigorously*

chiclet gum16: *says fare thee well!*

chiclet gum16: *ends the "star wars", as it will heretofor be called*

webmoof: *translates as bye*

chiclet gum16: *then leaves FOR REAL:-)*

chiclet gum16: *says bye!*

webmoof: *likes minnesota goodbyes*

webmoof: *fine*

webmoof: *bye*

webmoof: *for real*

webmoof: *really*