The A.S.S.


In Search of the A.S.S.

WANTED:
Any information with regard to the international organization known as the A.S.S.

The Association of Stupid boyS is a broad-reaching network of operatives of the masculine gender bent on global domination through means of deceit, debauchery and a plethora of didactic manners of infidelity and subversion.

Operatives of the A.S.S. should be considered armed with little more than an IQ of 12, and generally considered extremely dangerous. Should you find yourself in a compromising position involving the A.S.S.... run, do not walk, away. Avoid the A.S.S. at all costs.

Operatives of the A.S.S. are bound by a fraternal instinct to their fearless leader, the Well International Superior Executive of the A.S.S. or commonly referred to as the W.I.S.E. A.S.S.

The W.I.S.E. A.S.S. operates exclusively from the top secret lair of the A.S.S., the A.S.S. Hole.

If you have information about where to find A.S.S., the W.I.S.E. A.S.S. or his A.S.S. Hole... contact the Embassy of Love immediately.

Help us get A.S.S. before A.S.S. gets you.