<big and blue>MTML
MTML
<less big>mellowtext markup language
MellowText Markup Language

The HyperText Markup Language (more commonly known as HTML) may be okay for some, but by it's own admission, it has behavioral disorders. Keeping with the American trend of pointless and unproductive self-betterment, we have created the MellowText Markup Language. MTML is, like, you know, an alternative language for writing webpages, and stuff, for those who are too stupid, or just don't care about the nuances of logical thought. Why should the burden be on the author, when computers are smarter than us anyway. Much like Ask Jeeves, which dumbed down the search engine for people that don't understand wtf keywords are, MTML will revolutionize the layperson's internet capabilities. MTML is currently not supported by any web browsers, but we're not that worried, as that's our nature.

The following FAQ and examples show the sheer power and versitility of the MellowText Markup Language:

"How do I make my text red so it's harder to read on my pink background?"
<make this red>I made this red. Yay!    
 I made this red. Yay! 

"What does it mean I need an end tag?"
<make this purple for a while>There's no need for end tags since MTML pretty much knows what you want.
    There's no need for end tags since MTML pretty much knows what you want

"How do I make a link?"
<make a link that says here but goes to livejournal> is a link
    Here is a link.

"I cna't fukcing type spel use capatils or punktuashion ehat's my prolbem?"
dno't wory abuot it we goy ti coervd yu dnot ned to doo naytihng
Don't worry about it, we've got it covered. You don't need to do anything.

"Man, I sure wish I knew leet."
<leet>leet is the best, it's better than anything!
    l337 15 7eh r0x0r. 17 0wnz j00.

"I'm black, we don't speak l337"
<ebonics>well kind sir, we have many features in MTML for you to utilize.
    Shit dawg, we be havin' everymuthafuckingthing all up in this hizouse beyotch!

"I want my name to look really cool, like my friend Bethany's"
<cool fancy name thing>melinda
    �.���`"�M��nd�"��`�.�

"Everyone makes fun of what I write, what can I do?"
<quality control>Hi, like, omg, this one boy at the mall is so fine. He works at Hot Topic and he so looks at me all the time, I think he likes me, but I don't know what to do.
    Hi.

As you can see, the functionality and features in MTML are endless, and even the biggest retard can catch on in only a matter of months. Look for more innovations coming soon, or not so soon, or never from Pixelsoft� Ltd.


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