Sanity

You decided to find out what my sanity is like ne? Your gonna fall of your seat laughing so damn hard you'll die! I do it to myself all the time! Ummm...what exactly will be here you may ask? Just some stuff from anime's that I think is fucked up and shouldn't be and some other stuff that really has no catagory at all. ^^ *Smiles* I will also have the images that just don't seem to be 'normal' as some people will say in this section!

I have a weird thing for ferrets. Wow, that came from nowhere. Yes, ferrets. I have unlimited supply of ferrets and they are all rabid! *Evil laughter* Also, coffee beans. Their so...weird. And beany. And they smell funny! Wow...I'm sounding odd to myself. O_o I need more sugar!

Here's a funny story for you! Now, I want you all to sit down in your spinny chair (Or box...some people have a box for a chair!) and pay attention! Ahem. I'm sane. Your all insane. So never question me, because I'm sane and all of you are insane and have no fucking clue what your talking about! So when I say something like "Damn pigeone's!" (pigeons with an accent) or something like "Me gusta el queso!"...just don't question. I will send rabid ferrets on you all and then you'll smell like ferrets! *Evil laughter* But really, if you want sanity at ish best, go check out my fanfics on Fanfiction.Net! Pen name is, of course, Goddess of Fire. That is where my sanity shows the most! Sorry ;_; No sugar as I make this page! Hmm...*Looks at pigeone's* Dahh! Pigeone's! *Tosses rice to pigeone's*

Really, this is the sane part. To my friends, I'm known as....*Long dramatic pause complete with mexican dancers and hippos* Miss Piss the Piss Master! Because a few friends and I were one day having the first annual Pee Off! Yesh, the Pee Off, we have conestents from all over the universe, even non-living things, come too compete in the Pee Off! The audiance is usually my ferrets and a few of megami_juhachigou's Cocoa Puffs. We have a line where you have to stay and cock your leg from there. Then you aim at a little cup in the middle of the arena and fire like the best of them! I, of course, am the champion as of now with this game. Many deaths happen when you face off with me! *Evil laughter* Vash and Trunks even tried the game, but I beat them. But hey! You would THINK they would win right? I mean, they are GUYS! Ahem. A little gun they have. O_o heheh. Yeah...anyways! There is still one person who hasn't (As of this making) fought me in the Pee Off! And that would be Future Warrior! Or as we call him, SD. (Sexy Duck) Or as I call him, SW. (Sexy Wolf) He still hasn't fought me and I'm waiting still! If any of you want to fight me, go on and challenge me! I'm the best! I do not fear mortals like you! I am a Goddess ne? I am immortal then! You shall not win!