Pee Off! Learn to pee like the best of ‘em!
So you want to test your strength against Miss Piss the Piss Master ne? *Laughs* You’ve got to be kidding me! I mean...you! And me! Pah! *Goes into laughing fit* Well anyways...I’ve made up a rule chart you must follow when playing this game. Now even I, Miss Piss, knows that rules ‘sometimes’ have to be followed! Well...okay...I don’t follow rules. But I will for this game! *Grins* So without further adieu, here are the rules for the Annual Pee Off!
What is the Annual Pee Off?
The Annual Pee Off is a game where you basically see who can piss the best. It was created when the Sugar Sisters’ were all fucking hyper and were in one little IM box. Now, the Annual Pee Off is not all that easy. Sure it sounds as easy like pissing in a toilet, but ish not. You aim for a little cup in the center of the arena and have to get your piss in it.
Who can compete in the Pee Off?
Anyone and everyone can compete in the Pee Off! Creatures from all over the universe and negaverse have come to Sugar Sister’s Sane Society and have fought in it! Even non-living things have entered! There are really no restrictions. Only if you have a bladder problem...but that’s your problem. Take some pills for that, they have those ya know.
What are the rules to follow?
No kicking in the balls! No kicking in the crouch! That hurts ya know, and it will affect the outcome of the tournament! And don’t drink a lot of water before the competition! That is basically giving yourself free pee. *hehe* That rhymed. Also...you cannot use any instrument to make you piss farther or more accurately. That would also be cheating. What I’m basically saying is that you can only use the piss you have on you when you get to the tournament and cannot use anything else. If you have any questions...just E-Mail me!
What do I get if I win?
You get the Title of either Miss Piss or Mr. Squirt! And, you will get a little banner you can put on your site! (If you have a site) If you don’t have a site, then your name is listed on ‘Piss like the Best of ‘em’ page! So either way, you will be known for your achievement!
So there ya have it! Basic rules for a beginner! Now, advanced rules are more deeper and more confusing. But as of now, this is what I will put up! Since this is all brand new, no one will be advanced yet. I’m the only one besides the other Sugar Sisters’. So have fun and tell me what your fight was like!
To tell Goddess of Fire who won or a description of your fight with a friend, E-MAIL her with the subject ‘Pee Off Outcome’. That would make it a lot easier to sort out junk mail and such! Thanks!