Captain Dork...er, Qwark is a washed-up ex-superhero. Without funding, he chose to instead work for Drek in hopes of being the spokesman for the new planet. Ratchet seems to varry on his opinion of him: at first, he sees him as merely a hero from childhood; then, he wants to kill him; then, as a moron who, although dumb, posed no serious threat and was slightly amusing.

He returns in Going Commando for revenge. Tieing up the executive of Megacorp., he took over Protopet production in hopes that he could sell it, then "save" the Bogon galaxy from it. However, he is once again foiled by a certain little lombax...

By Up Your Arsenal, however, Qwark has completely lost his mind and has taken refuge in a jungle on the planet Florana. Ratchet brings his memory back by showing him a vidcomic of his life (though I'm sure afterwords he wishes he didn't). Qwark's also a bit of a pervert.

And whatever you do, don't buy anything from a guy named "Steve"...!