Something For Everyone

 AN ELEPHANT MEETS A CAMEL & ASKS "WHY ARE YOUR BREASTS ON UR BACK?"

THE CAMEL REPLIES "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT FROM SOME1 WHO'S

DICK IS ON HIS FACE"!

    BLA BLA BLACK SHEEP AV U ANY WEED? YES BITCH, YES BITCH HOW MUCH DO

U NEED? 1 4 DA RASTA AND 1 4 DA WAY & 1 4 MY BREDWIN WHO LIVES DWN THE BUMBA

 CLART LANE!

    A PAKI COUPLE COME OUT DA DIVORCE COURT ROOM. DA WOMEN WAS SOBBIN

HER EYES OUT, DA MAN TURNED & SED, DNT WORRY, ATLEAST WE'RE STILL

COUSINS! 

THREE TAMPONS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. WHICH 1 SAYS HELLO? NONE

THEIR ALL STUCK UP CUNTS!

A LADY SUDDNLY ENTERED IN2 MENS TOILETS .A MAN SCREAMED & SAID "DIS IS

FOR MEN" SO SHE OPENED HER LEGS & SAID "THIS ALSO IS 4 MEN".

ALL COUPLES HAVE DIFFERENT STAGES OF SEX LIFE, AT 20 DIN RAAT, AT

28 HAR RAAT, AT 38 JUMERAAT, AT 48 EID SHAB-E-RAAT, AT 58 GALAT BAAT.