A look at some of the people who are closest to me. And some of my family members I get on least badly with.
Sam Greasley – Stepbrother and delinquent
Sam is my stepmum’s son, which is awkward because we have the same name. He used to be a nice boy, but now he’s a scummy metal loving communist! Until recently he didn’t drink very much, but my cousin’s 18th birthday soon put a stop to that. Sam fell over in the kitchen, vomited in the corner (there was some weird stuff in that puke), and when I managed to drag him upstairs to bed, he vomited most of the way up the stairs, and lay in my cousins room vomiting into a puddle in the middle of his floor. The at 3:30 he got up and pissed on the floor as well. The only saving grace of this whole experience for me was the entertainment value. It was an all time vomit record. Bravo!
Matt Hussey – Brother (I think), delinquent and weirdo
I have dedicated an entire page to this phenomenon, so as
not to take up too much space here. Take a look.