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La Caperucita RojaOnce upon a time, in a small village in the woods, lived Little Red Riding Hood. "Go to your grandmother's house and give her this flan!" said Little Red Riding Hood's mother. Little Red Riding Hood obeyed and took the flan and left. While she was walking, she forgot the way to her grandmother's house because she was blonde. She saw Geoffrey, the chinchilla vendor, on the other side of the street, and she paused to ask directions. A wolf named Pepe overheard. Pepe wanted the flan. Pepe needed the flan. So he plotted a scheme... Meanwhile, the chinchilla vendor was on the brink of madness, and the chinchillas were attacking Little Red Riding Hood. After removing the chinchillas, she left for her grandmother's house again. Pepe the wolf knocked on the door of the grandmother's house, and when she answered, he tied her up and put her in the closet. When Little Red Riding Hood arrived, Pepe put on the grandmother's clothes. "Hello Grandma! I brought you some flan," said Little Red Riding Hood. "Flan? You are very sweet. Bring it here!" said Pepe. "But Grandma, what big eyes you have!" she exclaimed. "Yes, for seeing you better!" said the evil Pepe. "And Grandma, what big teeth you have!" she exclaimed. "For eating you better!" grinned the wolf. "And Grandma, what big feet you have!" she exclaimed. "For�what did you say!?" stammered Pepe. "Your feet are very big," she declared. "Shut up and give me the flan!" screamed the wolf. Pepe leaped at Little Red Riding Hood and grasped at the basket that contained the flan. However, the malicious Pepe didn't know that the grandmother was an international spy named Consuela. She burst through the closet door and kicked Pepe in the face. A woodcutter named Carlos came two hours later. He took Pepe to his house for his daughters to dress in pretty clothes. The moral of the story: Never wear women�s clothing for flan. |
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