The Peanut Gallery Strikes Back

The young humans under her oppression, known as the Peanut Gallery, fight for freedom. This is their story.

Under flickering florescent lights, sit the Peanut Gallery. They start talking amongst themselves, until the Sith Lord grabs The Bell. She gripes. She blames them for economic problems in Romainia, global warming and whatever else she can think of. Same thing happens the next day. And the next. And the next. To take away from the monotony, the pupils switch the desks, steal her candy, and put crumbs in her seat. A lot of good that did. She just complained, or she "laughed" ("ha ha very funny"). Their attempts at warding off this abnormal creature are futile. Unknown to her victims, Darth Dickens is playing chess with another alien from across the galaxy, using the humans as chess pieces, continually moving them from desk to desk, corner to corner, table to table in her quest for global domination. Her sinister plan for making them deny the Bill of Rights is encoded in writing sentences at lunch and picking up trash during class. Billboards stating "Ring Out the Old Ring In the New" are posted up. To her dismay, she can't get the Anti-Productivity Pod cold enough to render the students' atoms inactive, but she won't give up trying. In the dead of winter, they don't doubt that she turns on the air conditioning. Serving the Sith Lord Darth Dickens is a fate worse than death. There is even a movie about her past conquerings. Really. I have it. It's called "The Ghosts of Dickens' Past." If the Peanut Gallery doesn't do something fast, they will mindlessly wander the streets and join the list of "The Ghosts of Dickens' Past!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stay tuned for Part 3 of the story "Sith Lord: Darth Dickens", called "The Ghosts of Dickens' Past!"

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