Sith-Lord Darth Dickens

In a galaxy far, far away, lurks an indescribable force. She used her powers for the dark side. There was anger in her heart. Rage. A burning desire to consume all living organisms in her flaming fury and to make them all look the same, act the same, and think the same. As she conquered planet after planet, universe after universe, her powers grew stronger. When mind control wasn't enough, she used physical strength. There was no stopping Darth Dickens!!!!!!!!

On a planet called Earth, 18 human nymphs (if that's what you call pre-teens on Earth) look forward to a wonderful 7th & 8th grade school year, leading them into a new millennium.

Unfortunately, Darth Dickens had other plans. Earth was the only planet she had failed in taking. She learned if she could suck the life out of the young Earth larva, the adult system would be easier to capture. She took on a human bodily form. Because she came to Earth in the 1960s, her body style had not changed. Using a human device called a "gurtle" to keep her true worm-like alien form in, she does not blend in well with her surroundings. After "teaching" for years, sucking the free will from innocent children, she moved on to a small high school in Alabama. Resisting the call of the dark side on their pulpy Earth brains, they survived the mind warping brain waves she emmitted. She even tried poisonous gas emissions from her rear posterior. The 18 overcomers tried to warn others, but the adults wouldn't comprehend, due to private "parent/teacher" meetings.

On other planets, mindless droids wander around obeying the insane commands of Darth Dickens. Will the Earth beings survive her reign of terror? Will the savages of next year run her off? Will she burn in the lake of fire? These questions and more will be answered in the continuation of Sith Lord: Darth Dickens, called The Peanut Gallery Strikes Back!

Continue on to Part 2: The Peanut Gallery Strikes Back...