31) I would say something, but getting into a battle of wits with you would be like tripping a blind person.

32) Is that what the voices tell you?

33) Who died and made you?

34) This unrequited love must be killing you.

35) I wish I had as much time to think about me as you do.

36) If you were a girl, I'd be flattered by all of this attention.

37) Is that what your mama said about your daddy?

38) Hey, you busted the seat out of your pants. Oh, that's your face.

39) Isn't it obvious by now that I'm not interested in you?

40) Nice clothes. Did the "Village People" have a garage sale?

41) Is that your face, or are you standing on your head?

42) Why don't you do your mama a favor and run away from home?

43) You sure think about me a lot.

44) Did you remember to take your mama to get her shots this year?

45) It's supposed to get real cold tonight, so you better let your mama sleep in the house.

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