46) Does your mama drive you to school, or do you just ride her?

47) Is that your hair, or are you pretending to be Davey Crockett?

48) How many times do I have to reject you before you stop coming on to me like this?

49) What's that horrible smell? Oh, your mouth is open.

50) How do you make that possum stay on your head like that?

51) Did your parents have any normal kids?

52) I suppose we can't blame your parents. How could they possibly have guessed that you were gonna turn out like this?

53) How much time did you waste coming up with that one?

54) I didn't know humans could mate with animals, but here you are.

55) I would say something, if I wasn't so secure in my masculinity.

56) Nice shoes. My grandma has a pair just like them.

57) I would say something, but I don't want anybody to see me talking to you.

58) Was that your mama I saw standing in front of McDonald's?

59) You're so ugly, a hatchet-job would be an improvement.

60) If you weren't so ugly you could go out on Halloween without a mask.

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