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17) Your mama is so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your daddy.
18) That sounds like something somebody like you would say.
19) I ran into your parents the other day. Which one's which?
20) When they were passing out the brains, you must've spiked yours.
21) Are those your feet, or are you standing on a couple of boat paddles?
22) What's the matter, your mama forget to read you a bed-time story last night?
23) Is that your hair, or did you fall into a cotton-candy machine?
24) Did you say something, or was that a toilet flushing?
25) Nice haircut. Did your mama use a bigger bowl this time?
26) I ran into your mama the other day. Nice beard.
27) If I had a daddy like yours I'd probably wonder about stuff like that, too.
28) Where'd you get that Army helmet? Oh, that's your hair.
29) Is that your face, or are you carrying a pig on your shoulders?
30) Is it true that your parents met in a mental institution?
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