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1) Are you mooning me, or is that a picture of your mama?
2) I was going to say that same thing to you, but I didn't want to sound like an idiot.
3) I used to be just like him, ... when I was three years old.
4) That was almost funny.
5) I saw your dad on "Cops" last night. Nice tattoo.
6) Isn't that Richard Simmons' catch-phrase?
7) I never knew how fascinating I was until I met you.
8) Why so hostile? Your grandma tell you about the Tooth Fairy?
9) That would've hurt my feelings, if a real person had said it.
10) I would say something, but whenever you open your mouth the fumes disorient me.
11) If intelligence is hereditary, I'd sure hate to see what your parents look like.
12) You only talk to me this way because you don't want anybody to know you're in love with me.
13) Is that what your mama said about you?
14) That's funny, your daddy asked me that same thing about you.
15) Do you think about that a lot?
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