The Ministry of Secret Things
On our admissions page, we ask our prospective members to give us some form of reason for why they want to join us, some explanation, some justification for their insanity. All we ask is that they complete one simple sentence. So that we can then post your answers. But I'm not that cruel, this is the Secret ministry, therefore your responses are anonymous.
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"I would like to join the First Church of
Salamandertron
because...
...I feel that, in you, I have found a faith that will respect apathy as a form of enthusiasm, and will allow me to continue my Pavlovian testing on mathematics degree students unhindered by ethical constraints."
...I wish to become a member of the Church of Salamandertron as I feel the collective can benefit from my Scouse upbringing as I can "Obtain" certain Items through means never spoken or really known by anyone including myself."
...I luuuuurve the music here.
My sole aim in life is to be a member.
My dog has just been sick all over the floor.
I am wearing new socks.
nobody likes me everybody hates me, la la la la la.
I like singing in the shower.
I eat my bogies.
I forgot to brush my teeth.
A firebreathing dragon is coming in my bedroom window.
The dog has now given up puking and started farting."
...I want to join the First Church of Salamandertron because most of the people here are European, and I want to start spelling color like "colour". It's always been a dream of mine.....Also, to piss people off."
...I have been told to."
...all the other religions on the planet are crap, and this one sounds good."
...you need to give support to all the gay cats out there. Also I think the Church is FAB! ( keep it in mind that I'm a cat doing this, that must be humorous in itself.)"
...in less than 40 words: just because."
...I will only enter you for your exams if you allow me to join."
...it is the best site ever found...and Lamby would never forgive me if I didn't."
...Well, I agree with Jenna on the Bad Hair Thing...and I agree with casting Peter into the Dungeon (even though I only met him about twice, he did sit next to me and sing quite loudly, which was enough)...and I have a photo of him crossing his eyes which is vaguely amusing..."
...many people have abused me in my life. I want to abuse them back. I need allies and weapons to aid my cause of purging the world of all skinheads and also plasticine."
...Mormons are bastards and I like labyrinth. Do you know that "You remind me of the babe?!""
...being from Yorkshire we are used to good old fashioned cults so I feel that I have the experience, also Sarah says that it'd be a good idea and I always do as I'm told!!!!!
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