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Buttercup:WHAT?
That show is for sissies! They don't even fight! They use
LOVE and magic wands. They don't kick any ass! What the
heck is love and justice anyway?
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Gohan:
Hey! Saiyaman fights for love and justice, he's pretty cool!
Buttercup: Don't even talk about Saiyaman. He is
such a dork!
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Trunks:
AHEM! I was referring to the fighting cousins Amara and
Michelle. Did you know that they weren't cousins in the
original Japanese format?
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Blossom:
But why were they always holding hands?
Trunks: Really, how many cousins do you see holding
hands like that? They were intended by their creator to
share a unique bond...a lesbian bond...and damn were they
hot, but I'll discuss gay exploitation later. The fact remains
that their relationship was shat on by the narrow-minded
American (America is comprised of continents, not just one
nation) dubbers because they thought it underminded their
conservative views.
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Trunks:It
was a threat because it showed two homosexuals as having
pure-hearts and being accepted as a legitimate couple. Love
was love, regardless of form, and therefore cannot be bad.
However, in America, such relationships are taboo because
it is seen as against the Will of God and inherently evil.
But people forget that it was also against the Will of God
to eat SHELLFISH and RABBITS.
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Trunks:
But that's not the fucking point! God's real message is to
love one another and NOT BE SO FUCKING JUDGEMENTAL!
Whoa!
Calm down, Trunks
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