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Straight but not narrow

Buttercup:WHAT? That show is for sissies! They don't even fight! They use LOVE and magic wands. They don't kick any ass! What the heck is love and justice anyway?

Gohan: Hey! Saiyaman fights for love and justice, he's pretty cool!
Buttercup: Don't even talk about Saiyaman. He is such a dork!

Trunks: AHEM! I was referring to the fighting cousins Amara and Michelle. Did you know that they weren't cousins in the original Japanese format?

Blossom: But why were they always holding hands?
Trunks: Really, how many cousins do you see holding hands like that? They were intended by their creator to share a unique bond...a lesbian bond...and damn were they hot, but I'll discuss gay exploitation later. The fact remains that their relationship was shat on by the narrow-minded American (America is comprised of continents, not just one nation) dubbers because they thought it underminded their conservative views.

Trunks:It was a threat because it showed two homosexuals as having pure-hearts and being accepted as a legitimate couple. Love was love, regardless of form, and therefore cannot be bad. However, in America, such relationships are taboo because it is seen as against the Will of God and inherently evil. But people forget that it was also against the Will of God to eat SHELLFISH and RABBITS.

Trunks: But that's not the fucking point! God's real message is to love one another and NOT BE SO FUCKING JUDGEMENTAL!

Whoa! Calm down, Trunks

 

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