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Late
Night with Gohan O'Brien
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Gohan:
Our first guest shocked the world when he came from the
future and sliced Freeza in half. Then he shocked the world
again when he got his ass kicked and proved worthless in
the Cell games. Now he's back playing an even more shameful
role as baby-sitter in Dragonball GT, which is now available
on DVD. Ladies and Germs, please welcome Mr. Trunks Briefs!
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Gohan:
Ok, Trunks, we all wanna know. What's with the new getup?
Trunks: Gohan, noone says getup anymore. Besides,
don't be fooled by the ice that I got. I'm still I'm still
Trunks from tha block!
Gohan: It's quite a change from the lame-ass tough-guy
exterior you had the last time. This looks pretty demasculating
to me.
Trunks: Look, I know what you are trying to say.
The truth is, no gay man with style would be caught dead
in this blazer. Besides, Saiyaman, you're one to talk about
clothes!
Gohan: Screw you, Trunks! I'm the pinnacle of style!
Trunks: Pfft! Gotta buy me dinner first.
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Gohan:
Uh...moving on...the new DVDs also have a slammin new song
singing "step into tha grand tour." The original
Dan-Dan was sweet and cute. It's like the theme song took
the opposite change that your clothes did.
Trunks: I loved Dan-Dan! But you can thank the hyper-masculine
western society for that one. I'm afraid they're trying
to turn me thuggish like you. But the best part of the DVD
is you can skip that awful song.
Gohan: Not me! I rock out to those phat beats yo!
Word up!
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Gohan:
But speaking of skipping, a hell of a lot of episodes were
combined into one. We missed some good stuff, like the time
you dressed as that monster's bride.
Trunks: WHAT?! Gohan! You promised you wouldn't talk
about that on the show!
Gohan: HAHAHA! I think my favorite part was when
you were wearin that stupid blazer and scarf and said "These
are man's clothes and I'm a man!" What a crock of shit!
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Trunks:
Why you little bitch!
Gohan: I'll smack you down boy!
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