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Late
Night with Gohan O'Brien
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Gohan:
Ahem. So I was told I have to stick to what's written on
the cards from now on.
Trunks: Because you're nothing but a wanker! They
don't want everyone to see me smear your face on the ground!
Gohan: After the show, we'll se who's being smeared.
Anyway! So for a few seconds, we get to see your sister.
What's her name, Bullshit?
Trunks: Bulla. Her name is Bulla.
Gohan: Wow that is really stupid. Did you come up
with that one?
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Trunks:
Gohan your ass is mine, but no. Western society antics again.
Apparently it's funny to use male underwear like Trunks or
Briefs. But God forbid we say something as taboo as female
underwear on television.
Gohan: Yeah, but then again, who is crazy enough to
name their entire family after underwear in the first place?
Trunks: My mother. And if you keep talking about her
I'll be all over you like ham on a sandwich. What are you
named after Gohan?
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Gohan:
Alright. Last topic tonight before I beat you up. What's
this I hear about you having a love affair with my daughter?
Trunks: What the hell? I never touched Pan!
Gohan: That's not what she says..
Trunks: Gohan, you know it's not true! In the past,
you've been suspicious about Goku and Goten, and now Pan?!
Gohan: Well, I was kind of apprehensive because she
is female, so I knew it couldn't be true. How IS my father
anyway, you two havin a good time?!
Trunks: You know who I haven't seen in awhile? Piccolo!
Have you seen him, Gohan?.
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Gohan:
Um, I'm afraid our time is up! I have other guests that
I'd much rather talk to. Fans, be sure to step into tha
grand tour of your nearest video store and catch Trunks
masquerading like an idiot in Dragonball GT. Collect all
the DVDs and you'll find the lyrics to the hit song "If"
by U2.
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