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Germs!

 Teacher:  What r the people of Turkey called?
 Student:  I don't know.
 Teacher:  They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
 Student:  They r called Germs.

Clever

 Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
 Pupil: Moon...
 Teacher : Why?
 Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

Fruits

 Sajid asks Usman name three fruits?
 He replies :1 Mango 2 Apple.

SON

Son :    Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? 
Father : No. Why do you ask that? 
Son :    Well, where did you get THIS mummy then

 .TEACHER: 

Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without   using tables