Sahara -- how I pronounced my name when I first started talking
Fooms -- my dad videotaped a lot of strange programs even before I was born
One of them was this weird program called "Tush" from Atlanta, and it had
this spoof of the Muppet's Pigs in Space!. The characters wore collanders
on their heads (talk about low budget), and were hilarious, especially
I liked the Ravishing Darla. But when my best friend Annie saw it,
she screamed, "No, you ARE the sometimes good, sometimes evil Dr. FOOMS!"
Hello! Fooms is a guy! But she kept calling me Fooms, because I have
always been into science, and as some of you know, I'm also snotty bitch
sometimes even on my best days, sometimes good, sometimes evil.
After too many years of school, I'm taking some time off to lay on the beach.
But work seriously interferes with my ambition.
Life is full of choices:
choose the beach!
We've got a bet that even though I'm semi-nude and
boobs are natural, and my friend bj swallows live worms,
and the skeletons in my closet have hot sex,
I still might become president some day. The 2nd US woman president!
