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Fuck Off
Well it's on, It's on like neden hoe fuck
I'm 2 Dope and a fucking drunk
Walked in the joint with my nuts hanging out my drawers
Yo, SUCK MY BALLS!
All I wanna do is choke a bitch
Roll up a jiffy and smoke the bitch
I dropped out of school when I quit my job
All I wanna be is a fat fucking slob
Cause I don't care about none of yall bitches
Shut the fuck up and drop your britches
Cause I'm clogging up bank
So I don't give a fuck about what none of yall think
When I do show up, I wreck the place
I run around the stage kicking bitches in the face
Cause I ain't nothing soft
So you and your boys can strait FUCK OFF!
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Uh, pizza boy pizza...
I wanna large extra cheese pizza
Pick-up or delivery?
Delivery.
Ok, your address?
Yeah, it's near the high school, 232 Fuck off!!
When I was eight, I was on crack
I had Miss Pellitrain on her back
Fucking up the school every day
I turned that old bitches neden hairs gray
Cause 2 Dope is all that
My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback
And nobody could fuck with me
I used to drive a hearse to school, G
With a stiff hangin out the back
Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that
But there's one thing that I hate
It's always been hard for me to find a date
Cause I show up nice and neat
And then strangle them in the backseat
Cause you know that Shaggs ain't soft
If you don't like it you can FUCK OFF!!!
This is Violent J, the southwest juggla. You know what I'm saying.
I walk into a bitch's house, walk up to they mom's, grab em by the
face and say 'FUCK OFF!
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Violent J, The muthafuckin blood suckin Vampire
Please stomp on my head cause its on fire
I got another funky rhyme, so let me kick it
NAW FUCK OFF BITCH!! This is My Record!
I walk up like a mental case
And start throwin left hooks at your face
I won't mix no rap with rock n roll
Like somebody else I know
Bitch boy, you can suck my sac
And after that you can kiss my ass crack
And freaks, you aint all that
Titties aint shit but sacks of fat
Bitch, cause if you really wanna know what I think
I think your neden stinks like a fish tank
So in the early cracks of dawn
Take your two fat sacks of shit and get the fuck on
Best leave me a dollar for Faygo bitch
Or Ima have to bust you in your fuckin lips
So next time you think Im soft
I hope you remember to FUCK OFF
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
Suck My Nuts, bitch, Fuck You
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
I'm Not Alone
Maggots cant fuck with the Shaggy
Cause I got a crew
Bitch, a crew like you aint ever even known
Carnival freaks from the ghetto zone
All waitin for the day to put you in your place
I'll have the fat bearded lady sittin on your face
Bitch Boy Bitchy you might get hurt
Dead carnival clowns puttin in w-w-work
You think you're the shit cause you think you got the upper hand
But won't you come and meet my boy...The Strong Man
And he'll grab ya by the head and squeeze until it pops
And shake your muthafuckin neck til your head flops
Cause Im runnin with the Bianji you mother fucks
Ill make a voodoo doll of ya and flick your nuts
See I was born, to cause a killer carnie workers
I came up and then thats what I said motherfuckers
I leave the school and drop a stick halfway out your dome
The worst part about it is...I'm Not Alone
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Im a nerd, and all the bitches call me a nerdy geek
And they would love to stick their thumbtacks on my seat
And they would throw their spitballs at the class freak
And everyone of them bitches died in their sleep
Cause I run around with books and a circle pawn
Crystal Balls, Black Magic and Jokers Cards
And at night, just when Im feelin lonely
The clowns come to my bed and juggle for me
So dont fuck with the Shaggs cause I cast spells
And dont come cryin to me when your tongue swells
Im hangin with freak shows like Crab Boy, Snake Boy, Flipper and Scab Boy
And a man who can eat his own fuckin face
Then shit it out and screw it back into place
If you dont think so you can suck my bone
Cause I tried tellin you man...Im Not Alone
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Jokers and Freaks
Jokers and Freaks
Well I like to hang with Tall Jess and Jumpsteady
Nate The Mack, Violent J and Uncle Freddie
Chuckie Muthafuckie and Stupid got my respect
But I really like to hang with old Rubberneck
A freak show from a circus that you dont know
And I fuck the Lion Lady in the neden hole
And some times she'll do an acrobatic flip on my nuts
And IT FEELS SOO GGOOOOODDD!!!!!
So tell your boys that they're all a bunch of chump suckas
I walk around your neighborhood chokin motherfuckers
I use to be a fool but now the jokers got juice
Cheap change when I started hangin out with Zeus
And if you take me out you know I'm comin back again
With my homeboys Jack and the Cannon Man
He come flyin out the barrel doin Mach 9
With his fist comin strait for your spine
Never fuck with Shaggs cause hes always tickin
Ill throw a curse and turn your ass into a chicken
So when you see me by my lonely in the Ghetto Zone
Mother Fucker Better Realize...Im Not Alone
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Jokers and Freaks
Deep In The Night
You Thought I Was a Nerd But You Picked The Wrong Fight
Jimmy Crackcorn, But They Don't Care
They Bust You In Your Muthafuckin Head With A Chair
Three Rings
Ring one, a-dung-a-dung-dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school, then I run down the hall
Scarin the shit outta all of yall bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party
Just cuz I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just a bunch of rich boys
Bitch boys, Scary. BLAH!!
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch up
A couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No! So, now how you goin act?
So what if I got another arm growin outta my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Ring two! How do you do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope
Chicken-faced bitch!
You don't try to front hoe
Try to play me out just cause I'm runnin with the side show
So maybe there's the leg growin out my neck
But, don't jet baby, not yet.
Popped out the neden like a pund of lead.
Doctor blew his back, rolled and dropped me on my head
Oh shit! I knew it had to fuck up my circuits
Cause when I was 2, my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival, with the freak shows
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, and Old Man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own mutha fucka, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin your finger in my face stank
Or your stomach might recieve a shank from the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Ring 3, The ICP! Look if you want
But I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo! I'm a nerd, word I drink Thunderbird
Half-snake woman kicked my love to the curb
She busted in to my tent now I'm fucked
Had the fat-bearded lady in the buck Uh!
Fuck that
Bitch suck that
I was born with a wang, but I never had a nutsac
It's two balls hangin with no protection, so,
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a wierdo, call me a freak
Call me Don Knots cause I'm gettin on it every week
So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch
I chill with the 3 rings
3 ring A ding a ding ding
People love to point and stare
3 ring A ding a ding ding
It's the same as everywhere
Clown Luv
Gangsters banging, nuts straight hanging
Chillin in the alleyway, signs straight beeming
Up in the air, I hear they don't care
Get your motherfucking melon busted for a stare
Love pumping through the heart, flowing through the veins
Pop a motherfucker like it ain't no thang
Blood-shot eyes from puffing on the bud
Let me see that rag, let me see that love
Rolling through the hood, top caught down
Car packed so full is almost fuckin on the ground
Macks with the homies spittin on the hoes
Stop in the store for a cold 40
Grabbin on your balls, straight slingin stones
Fuck the gang squad try to kick me out my home
Check my neck and I got yours
Cause roll with your set and keep that clown luv
Throw your signs in the air
What's that I don't check I don't care
Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere
Cause much clown luv is in here
"Hey Holmes, what's that you claimin?"
I'm in the rhyming game, wicked clown bangin
I'm just a motherfucker that's down for the cause
You can suck on my balls unless you got clown luv
Put em up, throw em up, let me see them motherfuckers
Flip em up, flip em down, flip em around motherfuckers
Mind don't walk from breathing on the smog
I'm all up in this shit, like as if my name was frog
Damn, I heard a shot, but I got luck
The motherfuckers missed, now it's time to shoot em up
Here come the siren, I hear them getting close
Here come the squad, it's time to get ghost
If you wanna stay and get beat by a pig
Fuck that shit cause where I live
My boys got my neck and I got their's
Cause I'm true to my set, bitch, clown luv
Throw your signs in the air
What's set I don't check I don't care
Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere
Cause much clown luv is in here
Hey, what the fuck you looking at man
My rag, my flannel or the club in my hand
Well, here go ahead, take a closer look
Thanks for the wallet, bitch
Give me them dunkets motherfucking child
I'm too busy doing other things like hangin with my mob
Crew got my neck when push comes to shove
Never sell out your set and keep that clown luv
Throw your signs in the air
What's that I don't check I don't care
Cause I'm down with the clown everywhere
Cause much clown luv is in here
