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| My Poetry |
| Even more so than comedy, good poetry is according to individual taste. Never the less I have dared to post some of my writtings here. Some of these poems appear other places on the net. However, this is the only place in which my poetry appears totally unedited. I hope to publish a book of poetry within the next couple of years. |
| Masquerade by Jason Resler -For those who understood, enjoyed, and appreciated Andy Kaufman- I can see that you dislike me, How I look and what I say. Your traits of insecurity, Are exposed as you look away. But, I could gain your approval If it was someone else I pretended to be. It wouldn't be hard to fool you Being a thespian of popularity. Vying for a compliment I could be a deciever. Seeking your endorsement Making you a believer. Becoming a hypocrite, My character a counterfeit, Becoming your favorite, You're so easy to outwit. The most common impostor, A super ego I portray. It's the exterior you adore, As your opinion begins to sway. Playing out my scheme, Flaunting my possessions. Developing esteem, With material obsessions. Then I'd seem well-to-do. However, it would be I, Who would dislike me. Because I'd be, Just like you. |
| The Green Room Three guys walk into a bar, The first two, Don't do anything funny, But that third guy, Has 'em rolling in the isles. Later, the first two guys get to talking. They come to a mutual agreement, That the headliner, Was a Hack! |
| My Watch is Broke! by Jason Resler -Following a trip to Sears- I was awoke by the sun To find my watch would not run So I took it to watch repair But no one was there The door had a lock And I had no clock I couldn't get the time My alarm, would not chime But no one was in watch repair Not anywhere, it wasn't fair. They left a sign that was quite a shock It read, "Will return at 4 O'Clock" My Watch Is Broke! |
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