New Entry! - September 5, 2003
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Top Ten Advantages in Being in a private all-girls catholic school:
10. No guys around to distract you.
9. Lessens chances of being raped by a schoolmate.
8. Uniforms. Uniforms mean equality, and you can't notice or judge anyone on their clothes because it's all the same anyway.
7. It's like a sanctuary, where you're trouble-free. Well, at least GUY free.
6. You can all dress up in front of each other without having to crowd in the bathroom. You can walk around topless (NOT braless, mind you.) and no one really cares.
5. No irritating flirts. Only irritating brags about how their recent flirt went.
4. You're comfortable around each other. You don't have to be so uptight all the time 'cos there aren't any guys to impress or look good for.
3. The teachers, usually female, can freely talk about girl things without having to excuse themselves from male students.
2. You've got no one upskirting you.
1. If you're gay, you've got all the eye candy you need.
Top Ten Reasons why studying in a private all-girls catholic school SUCKS:
10. No guys.
9. If you're gay, and you get caught being gay, you're dead.
8. Girls can be HUGE snobs, and they can hurt and insult you very deeply. Unlike males, we aren't [too] physical, but verbal insults hurt more.
7. The teachers may be good, but most of them are total pains in the ass. (Um...well, this may actually be true for all schools)
6. Religion class. If you're agnostic, or atheist, or some other religion, you're forced to take Christian Living classes. Which totally bites.
5. Gossip spreads like wildfire. A little rumor could destroy you completely.
4. Uniforms. They also cramp-slash-opress-slash-squeeze your self-expression through fashion.
3. Soirees and stuff really suck.
2. Prom is the worst. You've got to befriend people from other schools to get a date. And there's tons of soirees, to help you find those dates. Like I said, soiress just bomb.
1. I don't know, really. But you feel as if you're missing something completely.
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That was..stupid. hahahah! Sorry, I'm bored.
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