Blondejokes

Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done, they go out to their car, which happens to be a leather interior convertible. When they get to the car, they realize they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kinda stand there and think for a while. Then one has the idea to try to open the door with a hanger. So the first one starts fiddling with the lock with the hanger. The other blonde looks up at the sky and suddenly becomes very worried. "HURRY! HURRY!!" she urges. "It's going to rain and we left the top down!!"

The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by blondes:
Parking for drive-thru customers only!

Two dumb blondes were driving through the middle of Kansas where there was nothing around for miles but wheatfields. One blonde says, "Look over there!" There was another blonde wearing scuba gear and acting like she was swimming through the wheat. The other blonde says, "Look over there!" where there was still another blonde in a boat. The blonde driving said, "You know, it's people like that who give us blondes a bad name." The other blonde said, "Yeah! And if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and beat the crap out of them!"

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror. She picks it up and looks at it. "Wow! I know this person! I've seen this person before!" The other blonde takes the mirror and looks at it. "Of course you do. That's me."

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day, she went horseback riding. Everything was fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things couldn't get any worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell, head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not slow down or stop. Just as she was giving up hope and loosing conciousness, the Wal Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.

Q. Why did the blonde call the Welfare office?
A. She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q. What did the Blonde say when she saw the box of Cheerios?
A. "Neato...doughnut seeds.

Q. Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A. Because they leave to answer the door.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A. She missed earth!

Q. Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed!

Q. Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
A. She couldn't find the 10 key.

One day a blonde named Sally was trying to put together a puzzle. She was really stumped so she decided to ask her husband for help. "It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally said. "Honey," said Dan, "put the frosted flakes back in the box."