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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, " You have acute apendicitis." The blonde was furious and yelled at the doctor, "I came here to get medical help, not a stupid compliment!!!!!"

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A blonde open a hair salon next to a grave yard and named it, "Curl Up and Dye."
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A blonde carpenter was fixing up some wooden window frames on a 50-story building. He was using an electric saw and accidentally cut one of his ears off. A guy was walking along the street below him so he called out, "Hey, you on the street, can you see my ear down there?" The guy on the street picks up an ear saying, "Is this it?" "No," says the carpenter, "Mine had a pencil behind it."

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A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her house and told him what color she wanted each room. As they walked through the first room the woman said, "I think I would like this room in a cream color." The contractor wrote on his clipboard, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" He then closed the window and continued following the woman to the next room. The woman looked confused, but proceeded with her tour. "In this room I was thinking of an off blue." Again, the contractor wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled out, "Green side up!" This baffled the woman but she was hesitant to say anything. In the next room, the woman said she would like it a light rose color. And once more, the man opened the window and yelled, "Green side up!" Struck with curiosity, the woman finally mustered up the courage to ask, "Why do you keep yelling 'Green side up' out my windows every time I tell you what color I would like a room?" The contractor replied, "Because I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

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