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Once a Indian, a Muslim and Nepali were standing together. An Englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?

The Hindu replied, 'Lotus'
'Ha, I clean my shit with that!' the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry, the lotus being our national flower
The Muslim replied: 'Chameli
'Ha I clean my shit with that!' The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry but kept quite
The Englishman asked Nepali, 'Mr. Gurkhe Ji, and what is your favourite flower?'
Patriotic Nepali replied: 'Cactus! and replied, Now clean your ass with that!
 

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