Tom - Yo People. Remember Back Wayyyy Back Back in like, 2000? A Little Site by the URL geocities.com/renezero? Yeah Well, We're back. Only Matt's a faggot (faygit! ahhaha) and Brian...well lets just say he's not much Brian anymore. Dane aka DJ and I have continued the legacy of greatness through many a short comic strip, wc3 map, and story or 12. Here we will post the remains of the RZ team's work...Renegade Zero Hyper, who's background story and first "chapter" should be up soon. Anyway, We're gunna do the site from now on, well mainly me, DJ's gunna write and play Halo 2 with me and some friends. Don't Be surprised if you find our teen witty comments and shit littered throughout the site, I mean afterall, we were 11 when we started, but now we're 15, so now we know a lot more about shit....like sex, drugs, and music. Hellz Yeah.
Tom - Hey everyone, Tom again. Yeah, an update within the month the site was made, big accomplishment. We had a party, cake, baloons, and unsafe sex. Hah, j/king, although I wish I wasn't :(. As I continue with my girl troubles, I update once more, and bring you DJ's offical copyrighted first story of Renegade Zero Hyper, Click Stories and the one that's underlined, Chapter One, Cuz 99.999% of the the time underline = Hyperlink!....20 dollars said you went to click that...suckers.
Tom - Hello people. Remember how about oh... 4 minutes and 35 seconds ago I said I was putting up DJ's story? Yeah, well here's one of mine: Like an asshole attempting to purge his cpu of all spyware, I idiotically downloaded service pack 2 on Saturday. *Gets boo'd/hiss'd hit with heavy metal objects.* Yes, and it fucked up like I was told and even told myself it would. Anyway, it fucked up word, and the version of Word DJ has is older then mine since his cpu sucks...So long story short, Windows sucks, I need Linux, and kill Bill Gates if you want a story, I'm awaiting a DJ email with the revised version story [ or it copy+pasted into my mail, ] so until then uh...check here XD or, check out Homestar Runner, which is cool too ^^;;
11/30/04 - Wow, two in a row...
Tom - Greetings RZH faithful. As we take you into the last of November, and soon to be the last of 2005, I give to you, unoffical theme songs drafted off songs we think kick ass! ...Oh yeah, DJ's story too ;)
12/01/04 - Brain Fart...
Tom - Happy December Folks! Chirstmas, Chuankah, Kwanza, uh, Winter-Een-Mas, etc. are almost upon us, but that was no relavence to the site, so blah to that for now!
Uh, as for the update title... oops. Dawned On Me That I Uh, Never Linked To The Stories Page ^^;;;; Yeah well anyway, I did now...and I'm bored so I might write sumthin...and my new CD Player is our dropdown music, lol.? Oh yeah, well I've gone through editing the site today and I've added a tribute to Brian under the "About Us" section, because we're all cool like that. I might be finishing the character's page, but it's hard writing about a character you didn't make, and DJ told me to make Xavier and Tadel's stuff up...Argh, off we go!
Random Quote Of The Week:
"Fuck you, Fuck your? family, fuck your dog, fuck you aunt, fuck your uncle, fuck your unborn son, and fuck your dead grandma" - Our Friend Steve, After DJ Raped Him 17 times In Halo 2
You Are Pathetic Visitor Number:
Renegade Zero and all it's characters/storylines/themes etc. Are copyrighted by us, "RZ Inc." aka Tom and DJ. Seriously, it's freaking copyrighted. If you steal this you WILL be sued and thrown in jail and just give us more money to buy a pool table or a coat hanger or something. So Don't Steal Foo'.?
