Dane aka DJ
DJ told Tom to write about him, so don't go pressing him and holding him to this description. Dane has been with RZ since it was about a week old, seeing as Linker didn;t fit the original storyline of the first two "issues."   So basically, yeah he's a day one guy.  DJ writes the stories that you'll see on the RZH site [unless it says "by Tom" on it] and he originally came up with the character Linker, the human NYC guy with a sword and a kickass hat.  DJ's older than Tom, being born in September on the 30th, so send the gifts then ladies ;).  To my knowledge, DJ enjoys paintball, going to the mall, lighting stuff on fire, sniping shit, and raping Steve in Halo 2.  He also enjoys long walks on the beach and casual dinners.  DJ would most likely want to say "Hi" to any of his online girlfriends reading this, and I'm going to stop before I get shot in the head by him.  Dane is currently single and online.
Tom aka Dartski
Tom was there since day 1...literally.  He and Matt original?ly came up with a name and storyline for the comic/story and began recruitng people.  But Matt's gay now and I'm writing about me, so fuck him.  Tom draws the comics and manages the website, and also created the character Reicko, the half elfen half aposcle smartass who gets in a lot of trouble.  Tom is a geek, loser, jock, and prep with a dash of punk thrown in.  He enoys staring at the pretty girl Jenna in Driver's Ed, and Losing in Halo 2.  He also enjoys long walks on the beach, and warcraft 3: TFT.  Tom runs his own free hug shirt bussniess, and if you want one they're $7.00.  Tom currently needs photoshop and a girlfriend, yes he's single too.  Tom would like to say "hi" to Jenna, but he's a pussy....oh shit, I guess I just did.
DJ and Tom both currently reside in lovely Rockaway, NJ about 4 streets down from one another, but the district is fucked and they go to different high schools.  So that's whack,  They both Enjoy Playing Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne, Halo, Halo 2, and Warhammer 40k: Dawn Of War.  They both kick ass and need girlfriends.
Brian aka...Brian
Brian, like all of us, needs mention and credit too...even though he has no connection what-so-ever to the making of the site...yet.  He was there since day one, and made Xavier and his fairy companion, Tadel, who Yes, was based off Zelda...us crazy Zelda-obsessed kids. But Tadel was based off Navi...then Nintendo stole our name, those bitches!  And that kids, is why sequels suck.  Anyway, Brian currently also resides in Rockaway, NJ and goes to the same school as DJ.  Brian is the second eldest, or youngest, depends if you like the glass half empty of half full, and enjoys listening to music, like Bright Eyes and Fallout Boy, which for the record DJ thinks sucks.  I have no idea who Brian would want to say Hi to, because I didn't ask him and I'm too lazy to call over something as stupid as this.
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