Akavi: We were speaking with the two dwarves slated to be sacrificed. Lina was in the hall with the female, and Akavi had just gotten an affidavit from the male asserting that he was willing to be sacrificed. Ika and Glru had just given up on convincing him otherwise, and Tobias was regretting the fact that he doesn�t speak Dwarven.

Akavi: :)

DM_Hallu: That is correct!

DM_Hallu: The dwarves are Falrim and Reisha Gargancral.

Akavi: 10 points!

Tobias: yes, I was standing in a corner wondering what everyone was saying XD

Glru: ((Glru takes a moment, while no one is looking, to give the male dwarf a brainduster))

DM_Hallu: (what is a brainduster?)

Glru: (( an open palmed slap to the back of the head, it 'knocks the dust off' if anyone asks.))

Akavi: ((Shouldn't that be a "brain-UN-duster"?))

DM_Hallu: (heee.)

Glru: ((usually distributed by older siblings...))

DM_Hallu: (not really. you call it "dusting" when you brush the dust off of furniture...)

Tobias: ...I didn't realize that it had a NAME XD

Akavi: ((I object to your misnomers.))

DM_Hallu: So, starting from exactly where we left off: Akavi knocks on the door to where Lina is and pokes his head into the hallway. "Do we need a death affidavit out here, or shall we head back to the temple?"

Akavi: ((Sensitive soul that I am))

Glru: ((when you dust the table, you are removing dust. that always bothered me. also shucking corn is the removing of shucks, and shelling peanuts is the removing of shells, however shelling a position is dropping shells on it... confusing.))

Tobias: ((Amelia Bedelia would be confused))

Akavi: ((Awwww))

DM_Hallu: ((Amelia Bedelia's always confused))

DM_Hallu: OH WAIT STOP I FORGOT TO DISTRIBUTE XP FROM LAST TIME.

Glru: ((i have no idea who amelia bedelia is))

Akavi: OMG CAPS!

Glru: yay1 cookies!

Glru: XP cookies.

Healer_Lina: ((Amelia Bedelia would be the best DM evar :D))

Akavi: ((A LOT of playing by RAW))

DM_Hallu: All of you get 200 points from the giant crocodile, 200 points from getting past Zachiixcu, and 200 points for figuring out what was going on with the dwarves and separating them from each other. Don�t worry if you don't think you can remember that, I'm keeping track.

Healer_Lina: \o/

Healer_Lina: ((Yeah, but think of how random her sessions would be?))

Akavi: ((They'd have to be in ACTUAL DUNGEONS))

Tobias: ((with dragons))

Glru slips a hand into the back of Ika's armor and uses her as a hand puppet "blooooOOOOOooooo"

DM_Hallu: Also, Glru gets 50 roleplaying xp for teaching the guard how to shoot him with his own gun (inconveniencing yourself in the name of character is win). Also 50 xp for his speech about dwarves and metal because it was a good speech and I felt bad that the dwarves didn't actually care. And Anthony gets 50 xp for floundering in the mud but refusing to ask for help.

DM_Hallu: Anyone else who wants roleplaying xp, speak now or forever hold your peace.

DM_Hallu: (and your xp's)

Anthony_Stieber: ((XD))

Akavi: I worked up sweet legal documentation

Akavi: but that can wait.

DM_Hallu: When did you do that?

DM_Hallu: Oh, right, you did.

Akavi: PASTE: "Falrim, do you, of free of enchantment, coercion, or compulsion, swear that it is your will to leave the employ House Timur and be sacrificed by the lizardfolk of the village of Ixtlanco in the southern marshes of Santhil, with the full knowledge and conscious understanding that this will result in the death of your corporal body?"

DM_Hallu: okay, raise your hand if that gets roleplaying xp.

Anthony_Stieber: *raises hand*

Healer_Lina: *raises*

Glru helpfully yoinked tony out of the mud and carried him like a cooler, and tony thereafter didn't seem to want help out of the mud anymore

DM_Hallu: Motion passes.

Glru: *raises*

Tobias: *also raises hand*

Akavi: Thank you all for your votes. I will be a fair and just president.

DM_Hallu: *giggles*

Glru: wait..

Akavi: That was what the vote was for, right?

DM_Hallu: Okay, and now we actually play the game. *zaps everyone back to the temple where akavi is asking lina about affidavits*