Following these steps may possibly change your life, it certainly has for the Flirtinator. Drinking is an integral part of one's existence. The Hipsters believe drinking to be extremely important to the inner Karma, Spirit, Ego/Id, Brain, Psyche...whatever you wanna call that shit. Drink lots, and then drink some more. The Flirtinator is famous for his many quotes, one of the most memorable being spoken after a heavy night of consumption,
"Oh, I'm not gonna drink again.........today."
THE TWELVE STEPS
NOTE: Follow these steps to the word, doing otherwise may result in serious consequences, injuries (of the groin and otherwise, as well as fevers, hallucinations and premature balding)!!
Materials: Feet, Roller Blades, A Bike, Lotsa Beer(twelve pack minimum), Two or More Hipsters
Step One:
Buy beer (if you're feeling energetic bike or roller blade to Beer Store - or if you're anywhere other than Canada, you're local corner store...you lucky bastards...).
Bike/roller blade somewhere and Drink a Beer
Step Two:
Go to another location as quick as you can 'cause the second beer is the most important.
Drink second Beer enjoy the swishing flavour of the lovely Beer Nectar. It's good ain't it!
Step Three:
Move if you are still energetic
Drink some more Beer
Step Four:
Moving at this point is optional
Drink a lot more Beer, remember that swishy feeling! Oooooooh Shit!
Step Five:
By now I think you know what to do!!
You're on your own, Drink Up!
Just remember sometime during the evening to Eat!! Nourishment for the body is extremely important because without Snacking you wouldn't be able to Drink!!
ETC.
NOTE: The more you practice the better you'll get!! If you can finish a twelve you've got a
good start!!
Congratulations, with the help of this low impact, high alcohol exercise regime you're on your way to a short, more than likely disease ridden life!
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