It all came about one night when Hipster Dave made a suggestion as to the night's plans. The Hipsters were a little bored, and a tad hungover from the previous night's festivities. Dave knew that something had to be done. There was no doubt in anyone's mind that alcohol would be involved. But in the tradition of hedonism, a little excitement was required.
It was about 5:00 EST when Hipster Dave uttered the four magical words which would unleash an entirely new and profound method of drinking. 'Forty ounces to freedom' Dave said with great confidence. Always willing to try new things, Hipster Barf jumped on Dave's idea, and "40 Ounces to Freedom" was nursed into this crazy world. The following are the instructions for a successful night of 40 Ounces to Freedom:
2. This bottle will be consumed by only TWO people (no more, no less).
3. Get two equal sized glasses for purposes of drinking the rye.
4. Buy some mixer if you like, but it is not necessary.
5. Pour an equal amount of rye into each of the two glasses.
6. Now the race begins!!
7. The (technical) winner is he/she who drinks more of the bottle (or whoever has a better night, and less of a hangover!)
8. It should be noted that although the two people put equal money into buying the 40, it is not necessarily true that each will get 20oz!! In fact, this situation will rarely happen! In any case, both people involved in the 40 Ounces to Freedom will enjoy their night!!
9. Have fun with this little game, and remember that both members involved will feel like winners!!
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