PAST Q&A
Last 3 Questions:
From: Slick Rick
Question: Hey man, I just gotta say that you are my idol and I wanna be just like you... cough cough. Well my question is the unrestricted free agent not getting any offers if you know what I mean? And how does a man be as sexy as you? And why did you tell them about how I fucked dinosaurs? Well, get back to me. Later.
Slick
Answer: What I think you have to do is market yourself. Don't just look at one team. What you gotta do is make a list, just like Curtis Joseph made a list when he was a free agent. Make sure that these teams can first of all afford you and that you can be successful with them. Market yourself to these teams and take the best offer. And I'm not sexy, I'm a slut. The dinosaur thing had to come out sooner or later, the FBI is on us anyways.
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From: Scott
Question: How come I feel the urge to break things? And why was I born so blonde?
Answer: You break stuff because you have become a football player. Now football players like to drink beer and slap asses and such, but they possess what we normal people like to call the "angry gene". I beleive that you recieved this gene from your father, since he seems like such an angry person who beats his children. Now on to the blonde question... you were born blonde because Jesus hates you. I, on the other hand love you. xoxoxoxo.
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From: Eric
Question: How come my head throbs when I think of you? Also why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Answer: It's because you love me, you love me so much you're going to kill me. And they went extict because they had sex with my Ricky.
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