And the real begining was upon them....

1600 years later, the decendents of the 16 Men of the Snake were reincanated. Starting with a young man named Brian who woke up in his sleep, disturbed by a strange dream about snakes, and Nintendo. His friend Major was already over his house playing NES in his adjecent room.

"I had this really fucked up dream about snakes playing NES man. It was so fucked up." Brian explains while putting his contact lenses in.

"Well call me a snake, cause im playing NES." Major says pausing Contra so he can grab another morning beer.

Little did Brian and Major know, they were reliving their past. They still had the blood of the Snake People in them. The next day Tyler, Matt, Major, and Brian were in their normal hang out, The Room.

"We love NES so much, we should start some sort of group.. like a club or something." Major says watching Tyler and Matt play 2-player Snake Rattle and Roll.

Brian remembers his dream. "I think we should have it to do with snakes." Snake Rattle and Roll on in the background.

"My fucking orange balls bitch. MINE BIG TOUNG MINE BALL!" Tyler yells at matt 2 inches from his face.

"Snake People?" major suggests. ".. Snake People..... NES Masters?" Brian takes a look around the room to make sure everyone has seen his genius choice of a club name. "Man thats soo good! fucking sweet." Matt nods his head, stealing all the orange balls.

"So i guess thats it then, Snake People: NES Masters. We will have a website, and bring in members only if they can put up with our shit and be really good at nintendo. Its all about the Nintendo." Major rambles on, no one listens.

At that moment, crazy A opens the sliding glass door, bottle of jack daniels in his hand. "Dude there better be some coke in your fridge.. im not shooting this entire bottle again." He says shaking the jack bottle in front of Tylers face. Crazy A sees brian making a 3-D Snake people on the computer, and asks what it is.

"Man, its Snake People. We are Snake People."

"Hell yeah nigga."

So i guess thats how it happened. I made up the first part because i had a day dream at work, but the last part is almost 100% accurate. We were playing snake rattle and roll and Crazy A sure as fuck had some jack. Little P was in for a while, but we kicked him out because he is gay. No one really liked little P. He was allright at NES tho, ill give him that.

ONE day RMR showed back up and the snake people were many, well hung and great at many games. Major and Gary rejoiced (Gary not so much.) But all was gud, well it was OK. Many ROMS were downloaded and all enjoyed the games that they had that barely worked when you blew in them but worked fine ported to PC!