You have to understand, they allow my husband and I to stay here as long as we do what we're told. They run the place and they keep us around to take care of the little stuff like feeding them, making them comfortable, giving them money and so on. Yes, I said giving them money!! Casey loves money, he can smell money a mile away, he'll dig it out of your pocket and fight you for it.
Casey and Alex are great watch dogs, they watch any and everybody come into the house and then bite their ankles if they decide to leave.
I feel protected!*?!
Ya, everybody needs two yipping fur balls running through the house, I know I do!! I just couldn't make it through the day without Casey, the leader of the pack, telling me what to do. Just this morning he told me, "Go to the store and get more graham cracker cereal for my breakfast, and don't forget my donuts!!". I would have forgotten the donuts.
Alex is the loud one, he talks all the time, yap, yap, yap. He loves ice cream, vanilla, and Daddy better see that we have plenty. When Alex wants his ice cream, SOMEBODY better go get it or you'll pay.
Together, they are 12 pounds of rompin stompin canine power and you'd better do what your told or they'll "MESS YOU UP".
Ok, I did your page, are you happy now?? Ough, don't hurt me!!!
have to put my mail down, nope, no way!! Al, don't yo go near that cookie!!!! Make way Alex, make way, I didn't want this old mail anyway!! Move it, comin' through, yum yum. Back off Al!
Dec. 22, 1999 Look Casey, Mama is going shopping!! Oh boy, You know what that means, we can go for a ride. Quick, droop your ears and look pitiful, Daddy is always a softy, he'll take us.
This is gonna be great Alex, I love to go to Wal Mart, Oh please please please Daddy take me. {Begging and being disguistingly cute}
Here we go, it worked, one more time, hehehe.
Here we are, Daddy pulled up along the side walk as usual to let the "Boss" out, hurry get up at the window and flirt with the women, hey Al, here comes one now! Wait..wait..NOW--GRRRRRR, ARRRFF, teeth showing {as lady walks up to window to see the C-U-T-E little puffy poodles}.
Hey Al, I got her "C-U-T-E", that's one point for me. Lady!! You want to try it again?!*?!
Aah, here comes another victim, I love this shopping stuff! Hehehe!
Wait..wait..a little closer...NOW--GRRRRRR, ARRRFF...
Dec. 23, 1999 Al, LOOK, Mama brought us a tree in the livingroom, oh boy!! Do you know what that means Al, we don't have to go outside in the old cold grass anymore!! I hate to go out!! Mama is puttin' lights and stuff all over it, WOW, we musta really been good. I'm gonna claim it...HERE...HERE...AND HERE...There-it's all mine.
Hey Mom, I watered the tree for you!!!!!!!
Dec. 24, 1999 Here's a poem for ya from Casey and Al, who loves ya baby!?!?
CHRISTMAS DOG
Tonight's my first night as a watchdog,
And here it is Christmas Eve..
The children are sleeping' all cozy upstairs,
While I'm guarding' the stockin's and tree..
What's *that* now-footsteps on the rooftop?
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who's this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard..
And a big sack for robbin' the House?
He howls and jumps back in his sleigh..
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air..
I've frightened the whole bunch away..
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again,
The stockin's are safe as can be..
Won't the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow
And see how I've guarded the tree.......
By Shel Silverstein
Merry Christmas from Alex and Casey
January 1, 2000 Casey, guess what I've been working on, well I'll tell you. I've got the TOP TEN New Year's resolutions, here they are:
Alex's New Years Resolutions
10. I will not play tug-of-war with Daddy's underwear when he's on the toilet.
9. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
8. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
7. We do not have a door bell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
6. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
5. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Daddy's driver's license and car registration.
4. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
3. I will not chew Daddy's toothbrush and not tell him.
2. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
1. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the front yard with it.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Jan. 28/00 Hey Casey, lets go outside! Mama Mama Mama open the door..now!! WOO, eek. stop, there's cold white stuff out here. Oough, I don't want my feet in it, it's falling on me..let me in MAMA. Let me at that heat vent, aah.
