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Armless            And I don't meen soft as shit.

Arse face           If this is your father  I never want to me you.

Brain                 Poor woman only went to get a blue rinse.

Bum hole          They say cleanliness is next to godliness, this arse sits with the devil.

Bungee jump    Quote taken after "Scared I shit myself".

Snot face           Now you'll listen when yer mother say's blow your nose.

Drunken cat      So this is where the saying out on the tiles comes from.

Dead                 "Did I shag her I fucked her brains out".

Face                  This poor man probably wishes at this moment in time he's dead.

Fence                 Serves him right for playing the stupid game, its shite.

Knee                  If you play any kind of contact sport do not open this one.

Headless              The wife said don't get legless. He gets his block knocked off.

Lerosy                Jesus was a kind man, I'd be fucked if I went anywhere near that.

Side slice            Found pissin about in a butchers shop with a bacon slicer.

Still kickin          He said he'd been there from six months but I don't believe him.

Toe's                    Now look what happens when you mum shag's horses.

Long neck          It takes years of inbreeding to get  a fine figure of a man like this.

Splinter                The next time you get a splinter in your finger think of this poor bastard

Push me..!!         For fucks sake stay where you are its not worth it...!
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