Back to Yorktown, which is pretty impressive for having such a skinny leg.

Ashton's door brought to you by the letter Z.

Men, the stuff we heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay our of the war, was a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. No one ever won a war dying for their country. You win by making the other SOB die for his country. We are going to go through the enemy like crap through a goose.

Going aboard the WWII sub USS Clamagore. Up periscope, down Jeff!

Hey, would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?

"We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!" - Shatner, Airplane II: The Sequel