On the flight deck of the WWII aircraft carrier USS Yorktown, a.k.a. "The Fighting Lady."

Ashton wants to know, "Hey Japs, who you calling a lady!"

Survey says: U.S. 1, Japan 0.

On the way from Yorktown to Ft. Sumter.

Ft. Sumter, where us Johnny Rebs put the first whuppin' on the Yanks. Well, at least until the Yanks came back and won the War. We prefer to forget that little fact around here.

I'm so emotional about finally getting here, I can't even open my eyes to look.

French students initially stormed the battery, but quickly dispersed when it was revealed that there were Germans (and pastries) inside.

Seems like an awful lot of trouble for some rubble. Oh, you mean it used to be taller? And cleaner? Never mind.