| ADAM SANDLER MOVIE QUOTES |
| "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." -Principal in Billy Madison "No I will not make out with you! Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll!" -Billy in Billy Madison "Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!" -Billy in Billy Madison Shooter: Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say. Happy Gilmore: Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say? -Happy Gillmore "You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact." -Happy in Happy Gillmore "Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you." -Robbie in The Wedding Singer "Well, I have a microphone, and you don't, so you will listen to every [darn] word I have to say!" -Robbie in The Wedding Singer Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened? Nicky: I was hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal. Satan: That was a train, son, don't stand in front of them. Nicky: Well, I'll have to take a mulligan on this one. -Little Nicky Christa: God's so smart. Jenna: Yeah, like Jeopardy smart -Little Nicky Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon. Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot. -Mr. Deeds "I believe you underestimate me with the sneakiness." -Emilio in Mr. Deeds |