| Quotes From the Movies I Like |
| "What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber." -Chase in Batman Forever "May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to choose it, and the strength to make it endure." -King Arthur in First Knight "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -Inigo in The Princess Bride "I am not afraid. I can be brave like you. But I know I shall be homesick for you, even in Heaven." -Beth in Little Women "If his premature demise has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish below the glossy veneer of criminal life, and inspired you to change your ways, then his death carries with it an inherent nobility. And a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You can say 'Poor Toby.' I say: 'Poor us.'" -The Sphinx in Gone in 60 Seconds "I suppose I could be pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst." -Lester in American Beauty "Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse." -Narrator in Matilda "I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!" -Gracie in Miss Congeniality "I can see!. . . Nope I was wrong." -Blinken in Robin Hood: Men in Tights "You remind me of the babe./What babe?/The babe with the power./ What power?/ The power of Voo Doo./ Who do?/ You do./ Do what?/ Remind me of the babe!" -Jareth and Chorus in The Labyrinth "Oooh, a lively tune! I'm inspired to dance." -Porthos in The Three Musketeers "It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?" -Luke in The Last Supper "One for the rhythm! Two for the rhyme! Three for the feeling! It's bobsled time!" -Sanka in Cool Runnings "You're living in the past father, this is the 14th century!" -Prince Phillip in Sleeping Beauty "Who knows, Robin? This strange mixing of minds may be the greatest single service ever performed for humanity! Let's go, but, inconspicuously, through the window. We'll use our Batropes. Our job is finished." -Batman in Batman(1966) "I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you--kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight." -Faye in That Thing You Do! "That thing. That moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. And you realize that that person is the only person you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh, and you wanna cry... 'cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it'll go away all at the same time." -Josie in Never Been Kissed "Hallo! Vould you like a roll in ze hay? It's fun! Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!" -Inga in Young Frankenstein "Don't mess wit' me! I'm the Stair Master! I've Mastered the Stairs! I wish I had a step right here, I could step here and here and here and step all over it!" -Donkey in Shrek "Oh! I feel swell! In fact, I think I feel a song coming on!" -Wheezie in Toy Story 2 "There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love." -Don Juan in Don Juan DeMarco "And, late at night, when it's cold, Horace, you can snuggle up to your cash register. It's a little lumpy, but it rings!" -Dolly in Hello, Dolly! "As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." The Wizard in The Wizard of Oz |
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