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Welcome to my interview with the one and only... my all time favorite musical artist... the hottest man alive... David Draiman!
JK: David, its such an honor to have you here today! I am repressing all
my urges to attack you right here and now. Let me start by asking
you this... How does it feel to be on top of the world? To be idol-
ized by the many male fans around the world and adorned by the
countless groupie wannabes! One can only imagine the power you
must feel.
DD: I am, and always will be, true and honest. My fans are on an equal
plane with myself and the band. We are always personable and
loyal to our following.
It feels great!
However, we have a lot more people to empower.
JK: I've been listening to the "Believe" CD almost religiously now. I'm
borderline obsessed with it. With Disturbed. With you! If I had the
money or means I may consider stalking you!
<< laughs jokingly >>
DD: Although I would try to deter any stalking, I am honored to be
loved.
<< then he gives me a wink that nearly melts me >>
JK: << staring off into outer space with smile from ear to ear >>
DD: Are you OK?
JK: Huh? Oh, yeah... real good. Can you give me that wink again?
DD: << blushing >>
JK: I'm sorry, let's continue with the interview. One last question, and
one that I'm sure is on a lot of your fans minds', What is next? A
new DVD? Another endless tour? Or do you plan to take sometime
off after the holidays for you and your family?
DD: << considering the question, then... >> There must be something
left to make the fans wonder, to make them want more. Just know
that we are here, and we always will be. << ...eluding the question
with all the expertise of a chicken eluding a fox >>
JK: << looking at DD with disappointment >> And there you have it,
people! David Draiman, thank you for stopping by. We'll be look-
ing forward to... to whatever you have planned for us next, I guess.
Interview. A figment of my imagination
and a product of having way to much
time on my hands. If I have offended
anyone, I sincerely apologize.
Thank You.
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