Mock Interview with Robert Downey Jr

  Welcome to my studio Ladies and Gentlemen! Today we will be doing an interview with Robert Downey Jr, star of that hysterical comedy
Ally McBeal, as well as about a billion movies and news articles. He's been gracious enough to agree to do an interview with me and I can't begin to tell you how excited I am to have him with us today. So, without further ado...
RT: Good afternoon Mr Jr, I'm
       so pleased to have you with
       us today.

RD: And I'm happy to be here,
       but please, call me Robert.
Photo snagged from IMDB
That's very kind of you! Can I call you Robbie?

No.

Oh, OK.
Well Robert, I know I've asked you down here to do an interview, but I have to admit, I have an ulterior motive here. What I really want to do is introduce you to and possibly fix you up with one of my best friends, Chrissie.

Um...

She's seen all your shows, she knows all about you and she still loves you to death! So I figure, it's got to be the perfect match. I have her on the phone right now and she's dying to talk to you. Do you mind? It'll only take a second. Pleeezzzz....

Well, OK...

Oh Thank you, thank you so much! Here, I'll put her on the speaker so we can all hear.
Chrissie, are you there?

Yes, I'm here...

OK, I have Robert on the line with you. Go ahead Robert.

Hello?

Auuuuuhhhhhggggg!!!!! Oh My GOD! Robert? <<Loud screams>> Um... er... eck... Auuuhhhggggg!!!!! <<more loud screams>>

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm very sorry for the technical difficulties. We will return shortly with more news on this developing relationship...
   RT:

  RDJ:

    RT:





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  RDJ:

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    CE:

    RT:

  RDJ:

    CE:



    RT:
Please Note: Once again, this is a Mock Interview. A figment of my imagination and a product of having way to much time on my hands. If I have offended anyone, I sincerely apologize. Thank You.

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